英语翻译中国的三字经
人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)& {4 v9 H% \ a# m& ^5 P
o% g3 d4 o4 J9 `$ |# W 性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)8 P, f s+ N# j& {. g+ W
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性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)
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习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)/ n8 M4 T1 X/ I0 k* o
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苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)$ O1 f2 m& i. q' e! Y5 l+ a8 Z
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性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)
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0 k; M& i& g5 v 教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)
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贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)
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( i+ Q' m# ]+ }& q5 h" Q5 Q+ x 昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母) U/ D7 w1 s& U- d5 h
4 C+ x. @$ ] F. I! e! L6 | 择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)" X& k. H4 w! W; E6 d/ [
( o& {, T7 C. Q( D, y/ S 子不学 :If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)
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断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的**就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)* \6 G! c) k" l$ }" N6 Q1 M5 C
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窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)
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% n8 }! H/ z1 S5 h6 S/ t 有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)* {+ R5 d4 g4 g9 ]' H R& m; G7 j; N
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! a& t$ u% ^) G/ M( l! E K 教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)& p1 v9 d/ c# I' w$ Y# s1 d$ q
1 c% S6 }0 H8 c! t" H% ^ 名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)
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养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)' D$ C& y+ D7 o- Q8 a* b5 b
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父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的)" U5 o, A# r0 v+ {7 H. w2 q. H4 i
1 l3 b# D+ s5 H! r1 F1 a; ` 教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)+ Q2 l- X; W3 N8 [9 m6 U8 i
9 z' p; ^0 ~7 S- I 子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)3 r: q$ E, ~: s8 f( ]7 N
$ \5 { k6 f* g- U; s; G 非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)" g1 B3 f6 d: D2 z2 e n% J
( } o/ G0 N! F1 Y6 Z$ B 幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)
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老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)
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& O* U% \7 R0 z% r0 [4 O; ~1 t 玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)
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3 Y1 [ v, E2 E! o2 f 不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)3 [7 \, X- o: ~. ^+ x- |
J; p& V0 c3 x+ @; | 人不学 :If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)
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- c+ _4 q4 Z' J 不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)