英语翻译中国的三字经
人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)( F( C' r0 Y5 ~; A+ {
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性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)
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; c) W2 v" S- L 性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)
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$ K$ t5 K2 O4 a5 Y 习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)
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4 X+ U% N s9 [ 苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)
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7 z# a& [7 _! N* O 性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)
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教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)
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! T, S7 l" y. }5 d7 [# N6 o 贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)3 w C1 {2 N$ }3 U% G2 H
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昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)1 d! I. K. A4 I/ a" s
, _4 m3 |4 V+ a0 N. v4 k 择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康) _# W# F9 M6 a
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子不学 :If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....), L' m0 B( H6 ?7 {9 C1 P* D4 n: ]5 }
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断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的**就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)
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/ U/ K+ J1 n, N2 ^) l 窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)
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8 L) a: f# k6 E, W( ~ 有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)
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6 h! b6 D: L( ~3 [/ Z 教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)7 R- D* I2 i3 m- `$ u" r
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名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名). Q! U* u/ S- c+ h
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养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)# Z5 S- T+ f2 n
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父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的)) @6 h/ g! s: k% E& p; p3 C H& k4 A
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教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)
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; X3 u/ w3 \! j+ y: C( e3 {- Y 子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)3 w7 ], k( H1 ]0 ~9 M9 j
. `3 d/ N+ R" x 非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)5 Q5 G1 d# b# {. R; w# K
* b" S3 ?" k7 D2 w2 s' R 幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)% o3 O, o! ^$ [ U. o
$ H/ I) S3 Q- C5 t% c# R 老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)& Q4 W3 |' f8 F, w1 b2 B6 E
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玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)
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不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)& z# m) i, M: E' N- P/ w9 V. B/ h
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人不学 :If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)" G: N9 D% x8 ]& V0 B! S; S
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不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)