英语翻译中国的三字经
人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)
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+ [: f& q% P- }( `4 E- g 性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)1 [* G( J) }5 V& f) {1 h( w6 L
! P- R" @' ?4 u& W+ j2 r 性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)
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0 K( y$ c# J- q) H/ \ 习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)
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苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)
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3 J( O2 w1 f- a- P7 F 性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)2 j- S+ }7 Q2 |7 o/ x( |2 J
/ x) r4 W2 r% O 教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)3 r8 O8 B& H( M) J0 I& L% o
- T3 o* V, h* N1 A; { 贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)
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昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)$ h; Y5 c' f, S. D2 f2 v
7 i. h7 M$ _. i& G4 W 择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)( @4 z- f+ p5 j. r% I
& L- ?: g( n9 t, i' A& y: Y 子不学 :If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....), o3 |, e0 t: E; v5 \
3 T# c: e& X& j 断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的**就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)
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窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)
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有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)
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( q$ I6 A# z4 }( H 教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖): F& a- `. t+ S
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名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)
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! i; w2 H5 ? D9 S 养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....). I$ H% g* E3 r2 G' @2 p
: y8 e+ S7 m- R5 I 父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的)
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7 s7 T# s* j# h 教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)
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子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)
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8 l3 q: ~2 U+ e. q9 P 非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)
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幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)* S0 Q, {7 J& S( u
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老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)" z0 f7 Q. F; ~
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玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)3 x4 C( Z, h' H- c
% p. A! `* J" b4 g* \8 y. H 不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)
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人不学 :If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)' e* C7 K: m* |! q6 B
* \' `. d4 U8 H% x/ T7 K' t. v 不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)