英语翻译中国的三字经
人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)
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性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)* A) C3 t' a: [1 b
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性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)
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习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)" h- k7 b4 l' A7 F( L
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苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)7 c6 P6 s* U. M- q% F7 Y
! |3 N- n3 ^9 W- g2 \, p 性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)
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' n. `) r5 y& d 教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)$ {* j8 p; j+ b4 s d
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贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)
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昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)
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择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)7 e E) P6 y; T6 e j
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子不学 :If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)
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5 @/ `# I1 n$ F' b+ Z: m1 D 断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的**就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)& w" _& D E* d* Z: h9 f
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窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)
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% f7 m# `- x: y8 q# @- W$ | 有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)
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教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)8 ]7 @* \/ N B$ [4 g7 ^( e& Q
) l1 D: q- f1 v1 F 名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)' K" p( h" D @3 M+ b: I+ M" M
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养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)
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父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的)
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教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)
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子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)( ~) j3 i+ [1 R. s
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)3 m9 j4 \8 l( }/ O9 s
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幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....) `% M! H$ b- M' F# D1 u3 L: H7 \
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老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)
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玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)
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5 }7 M' X4 E$ k0 k2 }1 ? 不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)9 V. K4 h2 g& P( i
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人不学 :If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)
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1 ]- A, I3 v% R, r 不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)