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[分享] 英语翻译中国的三字经

英语翻译中国的三字经

  人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)
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* ]0 s+ Y' S' @  性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)
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: T* j9 R/ q4 `/ m  性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)0 k9 P1 K2 c( r8 b
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  习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)
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  苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)2 l! d6 d( O& B+ n$ L& [: t% _& S
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  性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)3 c$ N7 \  W# f/ z; Z

" y  H  r, e: i" r1 r: a, ?  教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)
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  贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)
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  昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)
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  择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)9 e" c- d& p: @) ?! D

- [, j4 s9 z8 G; I! \4 p- h  子不学 :If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)
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  断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的**就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)
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& M. l1 [5 w$ H0 o3 p; l0 h" @. e  窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)
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8 f/ Q, B+ j  t( ^% d  有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)
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( V& L$ w! u- d( B. o  教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)$ @' ?  q2 R5 m2 ^' q: {; h

2 S' P' U0 ^1 T; z% n  名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)
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$ @9 G5 |' |; q  j1 C  养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)- N& g" c2 p- U, ~7 f8 K

. o/ N* M. J$ K5 l' @$ G8 a9 b  父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的)3 p4 P4 i- f* {, B! I2 i
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  教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)
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  子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....), o% e! H$ |3 `/ l

" m8 @- b0 [, g3 _" `  非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)/ |: }1 U- R5 O7 }' e. R3 d. _
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  幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)
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  老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)( z" U8 t) c4 f% V- y
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  玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)
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  不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)
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  人不学 :If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)" ]& ~7 V: `0 I) k# k
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  不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)
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