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[分享] 英语翻译中国的三字经

英语翻译中国的三字经

  人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)0 T" K& m  `- B) S4 k# i# n

5 G2 z3 K( M3 \, Y8 }3 L/ b  性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)
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  性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)
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( ]' m- p, t4 D0 c2 ^  习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)
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  苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)
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  }3 e. O0 g$ u% i6 A7 c/ e6 O  性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)
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5 m# V# i* f, d1 N8 t3 T  教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)$ K' n4 D% f/ u: S: H
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  贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人); j0 j# N7 N, A
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  昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)
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  择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)
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  子不学 :If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)
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  断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的**就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...), F' j0 g" v- n* |
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  窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)8 M9 d! x, i8 e5 v# p( F  ~6 u
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  有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)
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1 T! H- w. e' B# }( v  教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)
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  名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)
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: B/ U1 R" O5 E! A2 \  养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)
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  父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的)
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8 k" T0 J. z9 k1 F  教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)
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6 |* r- F/ Q. w% Y/ p0 ~  子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)* p; l# K+ `. O" W* Z! |
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  非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)4 N2 g+ q( j1 |0 `4 @% h
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  幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)) D- Y4 A/ @$ U0 V' X8 X' {
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  老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)6 _8 m+ d: Y( ?8 A

9 c7 i1 q; ?9 L, Y6 M  玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)" z4 N$ {8 P, I

: I/ B8 [4 \8 [! V4 ^. Z  x$ U  不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)3 p# d' m3 u) n/ }; d
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  人不学 :If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)
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  不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)
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