英语翻译中国的三字经
人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)4 n1 N/ [$ c5 e5 V8 S) \
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性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)9 }% B- D( i/ F9 o: z
. F& M9 x" L: f. z 性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)+ O4 T* e# h1 Q6 ]$ i; J l& p" x
2 K- Z$ ^! s2 n2 P/ | 习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)
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* n. o$ J; m5 z5 D& e0 \( E 苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)
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, l6 G3 f, S& y! y# ] 性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)6 l+ [- Y5 |7 k& o
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教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)
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贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)- l# X8 N- D( `! @: u4 }
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昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)
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: i" B8 O4 P: @( M: c5 ` 择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)3 Y& h/ d3 H! y) ^2 \! W. E
. o0 U1 \2 @' P7 ~ w4 v 子不学 :If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)7 |5 {5 X- X, n
: m1 p. n% d' }% J* h 断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的**就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)3 F ?! ~: U* z {6 U' ?9 ?
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窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)0 y) W8 E! Z1 t6 o' v# x
4 V& E& [, J2 v6 v- L& Q3 \6 L/ O 有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方); T0 v, w& G" f9 b6 v. J1 f" w
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9 |* L1 R7 z3 Q& d 教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)
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名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)" f, [" D8 N; i7 |: `" i
- r5 A. M! e& Y! }8 R v 养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)
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# y/ R1 b' X$ Z6 b3 Y 父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的)
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教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....) ]1 B/ R6 s) N* o9 u- J
" K* p4 j* v1 c) B 子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)
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7 _" h' v3 k% t' z. \7 [ 非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)- \4 d; f; z. Q
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幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)1 y L, d6 K, V" {# x
5 }+ S0 C, a! N. e6 Y) [9 G 老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)9 O2 v" G" R7 }; A5 c7 y( d
7 h' S: n0 S$ I3 g* |3 |/ R; S 玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)# A, w2 Z: @3 K0 ]8 N: `8 _$ @
5 \& h3 t7 k: O3 D/ b- o 不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)
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2 ~$ a$ C1 c, F0 N; H+ n3 \ 人不学 :If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)
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不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)