英语翻译中国的三字经
人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初). i" ^8 t; {3 M& ?/ }
1 v, e0 F7 @; |, c 性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)" m/ {( o/ Y0 i
3 ~- B8 u# i* M' P f* q+ v2 S 性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)9 ]4 V0 ~7 y) H" i- m( F6 L( N. y
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习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之); F/ f) L2 Z: O- b6 i( m$ p
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苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)
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性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)& g* e! \5 H1 b ?* r8 `% F' T
7 ?7 n1 N! |8 K 教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)) q' t- c' N2 p# Q7 Z& J
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贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)6 y5 \% I0 r+ _
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昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)5 @0 J8 t$ t* E9 }3 C
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择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)
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. g$ v& o/ C* \ 子不学 :If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)8 O2 Q" [, D- G4 w4 H
# C, e5 ]" m0 }! E2 p: Z 断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的**就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)
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窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)
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有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)
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& ^3 S* {: K' K. |" z0 w 教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)
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9 i' ^* x9 a2 V0 `7 r 名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)
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, E2 h( ^! Y' J. F1 ? 养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)
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# `4 ?/ D2 ^5 D- { 父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的)
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0 U) C) i7 C( E, x 教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)! K- ~$ g* C2 c5 t4 |% H% _# o
1 G+ L1 i7 E# W5 u/ c! r( E 子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)* S3 ^7 k) D/ q b
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)
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幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....). n3 H+ |6 M' C! @1 t, O
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老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)4 T, {& h* [+ d+ T2 j
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玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)$ z* d# N; t- O2 M' @
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不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)0 Y3 ?0 z$ C7 u+ S+ c& n! g
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人不学 :If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)
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不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)