英语翻译中国的三字经
人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)
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_" I/ `: ~6 Q5 ]! b& s) w" l y 性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)7 E( u) x# ~1 \! `. q
) r& v+ c G% }: g 性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)2 ~5 y+ o* S% b& H. b6 Z. T! I% ^2 b
) S+ D, ]. p* `& G/ a$ p8 \. v 习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)
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, T/ D$ n1 l q' [! {1 v 苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)
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6 _9 l& z% h5 S1 b1 ]0 x/ s0 j 性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)6 i& G! F1 w8 E' v; t
# i+ {4 a5 I, d9 b+ j2 K3 [ 教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)$ V9 O9 F6 |; X: R
3 X" C Q q b9 k* c4 T 贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)* t; w6 G7 _, k% I$ e6 V; @
; I7 S" l- K. V1 `: P- I 昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)# j# n4 z4 J6 x7 z
8 v( i9 R# O2 Q 择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康) S2 V S2 C2 K+ y& |% }
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子不学 :If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)0 p5 T: c* Z5 J0 Q1 V& l/ G
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断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的**就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)
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8 | K& Z8 y9 _+ k6 J. K! k: ]4 e 窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人), E2 o+ c x9 e" ?* C1 I
' X: A6 D5 p& r6 m c 有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)
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. s0 K* F0 O% u. T( \ 教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)8 c4 B7 ?6 ]8 |( f2 {
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名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名): |% M+ A' V5 H& a% C+ e6 o
% c' c' E9 d) j! _4 C) { 养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)
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父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的)0 U: i# ~2 w) B0 _1 R
% N4 ^/ T, H, K+ ~% w- U 教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)9 W$ V' M2 i* Q+ `1 @7 z3 ~& P( T7 C
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子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)* h+ d& @/ d1 L& ?( J6 g
" w! d" o9 h% O. N( w n 幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)
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老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)0 P6 t2 Q. O& y- x# r1 e- H' Z
5 g% p; R D+ L0 n# O 玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)
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6 `# ]5 n: ]' H7 A* Z8 u4 `) Q 不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)) r% ~, @% ~) P0 I' H4 N1 A' `
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人不学 :If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)
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不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)