英语翻译中国的三字经
人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)
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9 q" U( |5 Y* E1 {2 z 性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)
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4 d5 A6 d3 y6 x8 i! ~9 f6 O& x 性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)- m& P; I7 k# V9 U; y
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习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)3 y0 l$ m3 S" }5 r% f5 ~
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苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)2 ~. E' L4 X* Z. p1 Q4 h. r
0 p" T) A: x' v8 P 性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)
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# P0 {! r) \* l& L 教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)
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贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)
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昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)$ `2 Y( N- |0 ]+ M2 _7 @
8 c' [. Z9 _! }2 `9 I) _1 X 择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)* d5 } w( @0 \% W4 F1 W4 z6 _7 J8 t
/ ]3 ] A/ q% C1 k: F# G* { 子不学 :If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)
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7 N8 Z# W) u2 a8 W% U 断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的**就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)# g9 U) T. Z' E' f( R
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窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)8 h" J- K# Z) f/ h$ W
! i. g {0 M) b; y' W; W 有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)
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9 _8 k# R% W0 E2 A p$ Y0 | 教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)0 g- ?) B: u& @" `
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名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)
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养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)! k9 `; _1 Z8 h( ^* N
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父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的), ]) S K+ }& c% `' i5 S& A! c
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教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)
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子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)5 W e0 M* p: D- W" a- D/ J
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)% [5 {& y% z* }" T+ k( u' t; b5 I
/ O$ `' a8 B: T, J/ _ 幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)" W) j2 I% i1 `9 S
( c! l) [# B! O. }8 `# u 老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)
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- D+ b. j( y9 s R 玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)
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' K- a a; o5 o1 ^2 r 不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)
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人不学 :If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为) n. K# q+ i n; K9 T, p
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不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)