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[分享] 英语翻译中国的三字经

英语翻译中国的三字经

  人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)8 k; j) D6 @6 y4 G
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  性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)
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  性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)* ?6 t6 F# w( ?/ F

5 |5 i4 @2 S( S8 x  习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)
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  苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)
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  性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)
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; c0 Y+ y& |5 @% M1 u6 C3 u  教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)
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+ n2 v2 i6 ^8 E  贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人); r; E( t' e3 o6 o) Y
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  昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母), t& G4 g& s3 I$ h  o

6 U9 B$ w5 I! L! O  z5 J4 S' _- s  择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)* C! s  Y$ C, `- ]/ M  |
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  子不学 :If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)
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  断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的**就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)
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' I; I$ K. B# M% R1 ?: H+ g- d  窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)4 v, A4 b& z3 `6 {4 @
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  有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)* z1 D  M& [7 o& Q

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/ r3 g# g, d2 q) H  教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)1 P2 E* |- ]7 P6 g) K
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  名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)
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+ a8 a2 Q+ C. a  养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)
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6 \1 y" Z" r( H3 H5 q) `: J  父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的)
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8 X- t. A- s* l+ y  教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)1 ], g2 @* j& k! x( n3 w

0 w6 C' O0 _" c; R# C  子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)4 D: N8 x* m3 Q
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  非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)% ^5 V* P9 `; {' U) @  c# \5 Z# q

3 ]; E& B* X: g/ r/ s; O% }( U  幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)
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  老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)
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7 X" G" Y7 x& H' ~" {- ~% F& @+ t  玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)
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  不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)4 b& A6 ^% F0 g- S0 k7 a
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  人不学 :If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)& ^8 I8 A* m) Q
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  不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)
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