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[分享] 英语翻译中国的三字经

英语翻译中国的三字经

  人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)
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  性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)
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  性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)0 k: |; ~0 l8 Y+ k4 |6 K

: I0 s2 H/ \# U" w  习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)
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  苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)* O* ]7 \5 y$ a& |8 K6 A

4 ]3 L6 l7 B. [  性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)) Y& f1 S! Y1 v8 I4 u
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  教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)
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2 v: @; P6 Y4 r; o* e$ \+ z7 z  贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)! {) S1 B" j+ e% k
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  昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)% e# j, Z9 P* ?# W

8 K" q9 b% ?8 p! ^9 d  择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)5 O! \; z: }/ g  W; H; G% U

" A0 O9 `# G- R# E( w  子不学 :If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)  D8 X. O/ Q+ }7 m- O9 Y- z# h5 t
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  断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的**就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)
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  窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)4 Z( z0 p4 ]/ [- A) S
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  有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)
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- ?: w( Q# D+ w  教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)' I0 f% K  ~9 ~' u
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  名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)/ H9 A$ W3 `2 B' ^& K+ w/ E2 X& C
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  养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)" R* Y1 B: |+ W& v3 ]
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  父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的)
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! A- `4 _+ ~* X. \; M) v5 F2 I; @& l9 q  教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....), g% p6 C7 A* P. N2 _* F0 F

+ G0 P. I; q0 _8 a" \  子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)
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  非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)* A& z0 Z! V( ?/ m  x4 M2 w

# R- r9 `% x4 U2 q7 L& P' h- ]5 _  幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)$ v0 ~- ]+ W4 m. H4 z5 R( m$ ]
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  老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)
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  玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)
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# R0 j5 _& {. L* f  不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮), o0 |! J4 d4 d' V5 a

; s$ V" d4 j+ E3 k  人不学 :If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)9 w1 ^9 w! d- [4 v8 L

) b+ `9 @) @7 |2 f* y- A  E; W  不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)
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