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[分享] 英语翻译中国的三字经

英语翻译中国的三字经

  人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)- R; d0 r1 m0 [; ], C& F
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  性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)( T$ b8 b: e/ @6 U& Z1 J" a
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  性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)# o. Y: {! {- M! Y0 k3 W
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  习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)
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  苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)
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  性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)- p9 v9 }* e, h$ V4 y
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  教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)
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/ x; T7 Y( @' I  贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)
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6 _! n/ I% H' @+ D/ J  昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)( b  m8 I8 a9 K3 u5 E5 e2 _

6 s" |8 z, r  n0 [$ L  择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)
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  子不学 :If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)- ]$ o+ a# a8 H7 s

0 [5 A* W* G' o# X8 C  断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的**就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)4 S' u) M- e9 B" v' t5 \5 g3 r
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  窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)
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  有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)
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$ B9 f9 B# G* I  C; J+ S6 N0 y  教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)
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  名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)2 }; K! m. _$ w& Y2 w4 e9 l8 j6 R& y

( c; h! Y6 r5 M; s1 N& Y# Y  养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)
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  父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的)
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4 g! S- t' i8 h6 r0 \- ?  教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)5 g; T0 e# w+ i* Z9 j9 O: l+ Q

$ V( a8 j% j4 ]  子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)3 e: |4 a( m( V# v: ?$ W: y: [( A

1 Q# y/ i; r8 M! _  非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)
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  幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)
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  老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力). _+ t  o  @$ i+ n/ A2 c
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  玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)% k7 _0 T4 |; a+ ^* A

- J0 h5 |) `% b  不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)
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  人不学 :If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)
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  不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)
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