英语翻译中国的三字经
人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)
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5 h/ K+ X8 z2 T/ ~4 b 性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)
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: o; b, b% r" f& Y. l 性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴). X* L0 F1 X K& U, \
2 J) {" [# K) R" h: _2 [5 [* {, z 习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)
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苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)& a% y% q# R5 n- \+ I8 `% u
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性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)
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教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)
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贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人): ]3 D, q7 n' ^6 E$ e( `/ r% H
2 {# z' v, P/ @5 y0 r, n 昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)
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择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)
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子不学 :If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)
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断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的**就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)
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窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)" g8 X; O7 d6 Y6 L8 F% u! h) m% Q
6 G; @9 V, w N 有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)% [/ A' p! |; T4 n5 n9 s% E
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教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)
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名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)& v6 _. x$ o" R. h
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养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)
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父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的)9 B+ R k* t( J, i0 A) K% h+ j ^
, ]$ l* ?6 A% i7 E5 p3 z: U6 V 教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)+ f, S6 b; W+ `( ^9 p# x
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子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)7 ?, T: w" T: p- F6 e& o7 o
* W" S& z1 A1 t1 x 幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)! q+ \- u) p3 Q& {& o8 q' X) J. l R
% A- q* V& o/ v0 }* k0 h' N 老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)3 y% V# I% ~5 R( t( Q) l
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玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)
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不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)! ]7 D: f( x7 ]) [ U% S* ]
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人不学 :If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)1 w6 b5 H v n. r& q; u
- ~: |( n9 b% T3 i 不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)