英语翻译中国的三字经
人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)
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& v2 d8 Q' h$ J% M 性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)
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性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)
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习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)/ I' E, }* h: O. f' I0 p; J- z
! A, g7 B, o) z8 x9 ~5 @6 i/ d 苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)- V. w) \7 X" t/ z
' }8 k8 y/ O3 _: M 性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)4 l2 }# A7 F6 ^0 w
5 h; d; d) _$ Q: r/ e 教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)( e4 m! B4 `, A( y. {
+ r8 P! C- p8 h& `: `9 m0 x 贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)
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! j' z# ~! x4 ^+ y% l9 g7 \! V 昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)
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$ a1 T" ^+ s4 N9 ^, E1 a9 p' A 择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)
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子不学 :If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)
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断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的**就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)
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窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)
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! t0 L2 G- B. l# h' v9 z( G 有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)& C& Y2 i6 \0 @: V' Z% D ^
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教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)$ i! x- Z2 q2 S
+ |$ k0 J8 _, n 名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)
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养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)' W& u+ M0 g# c" l
- b3 |, T" A1 s! ~ 父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的)6 Z5 |& |. Q! |! ^/ ?
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教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)
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子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)$ |6 f5 c: k! Q- A1 Z
0 a' f) t0 e5 B6 X. Y- l( M3 I 非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)
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$ k! K5 l# f& c6 ~* l& e" s% N' U 幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)
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老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)- N$ W. K4 j" a! \+ w9 k2 ?
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玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)9 x" V2 d4 w \+ L6 M+ G2 [
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不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)
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人不学 :If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)
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K0 I5 Q$ g7 Z, v' y: h+ j 不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)