英语翻译中国的三字经
人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)
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性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)
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9 A5 B- {9 {; e w3 {- j( ^ 性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)( g3 @& f# Q0 d* [2 v3 y
# `5 A# L8 N4 c$ j* W; { 习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)
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苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)
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性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)9 U5 W, {- n% P* z! r0 ^* a
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教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)
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( j6 S: ]: ~! e- c; U, L 贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)
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$ E6 E5 \* p$ d1 Z$ ` 昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)
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择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)4 l! g- J3 f( L$ D& ^
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子不学 :If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)
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断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的**就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)7 @8 O9 d8 S6 y4 y' ]
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窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)( F" O: N6 q5 H" }$ A( s' `/ N
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有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)
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7 K( O# L& A7 v1 Q7 ^/ K 教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)
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名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)
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养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)
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父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的)
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2 _8 p7 x7 l h) A" I 教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)
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K7 O- s1 k; O; T H! n* u) ? 子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)
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/ |" q8 h% o' E! m 非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)
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1 A" J. e+ l; V' P 幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)
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9 [8 L y6 @4 a2 Y% ?# I 老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)8 n% k' w4 A! a, E$ C$ G
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玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)
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3 @, O; S- j. l. L& ?$ ], | 不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)( V8 A5 _$ l* R5 B% A1 D- f9 Q
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人不学 :If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)) f! d5 K& e& s j. G
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不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)