英语翻译中国的三字经
人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)
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( {( s& z" m$ i0 [% W$ q 性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)! S6 Z8 X: A- c) }( D8 c
; O* K* R! \) f" L& C1 s 性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)$ s5 f8 O d) {) }. k( M
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习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)# Y2 Y. F- H) y) K) C; f1 W
4 l- ^5 B1 D: ? [$ R7 G 苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)
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性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)
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教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)6 e4 z! t5 f, J* i1 w5 h
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贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)
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昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)
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择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)% W9 c; M4 Q) ^1 G
: H1 u( p5 |6 l4 q& B, e' y, q 子不学 :If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)
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; z" e/ {* e( l6 u% ? 断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的**就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)
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Y0 _9 ^ O' l/ ~" H+ L! [- e' z 窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)) d+ ` e$ \9 q5 }# k
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有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)
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7 J; m. J- x5 E 教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)
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名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名), ?# C: x+ L/ J; |% O
! R: e5 ]. s- T, @) m! m$ X& B. d 养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)
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/ A, t- c! a' z5 p 父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的)
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1 P+ |0 w% k- X) N! W 教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)+ j( j; l$ B. V7 R% M
' {0 E) A) q/ y" O- X 子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)
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( ] u: c+ o7 c- l) i. Y 幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)
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& T4 \. u4 x+ V" R* t1 K: j; X6 ?7 | 老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)
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玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)
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" s! ~8 |! p& M 不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)4 L3 k. g. v' X0 H1 v, S, C7 U* ]
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人不学 :If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)
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9 @4 L3 E& d0 p" G" D 不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)