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[分享] 英语翻译中国的三字经

英语翻译中国的三字经

  人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)9 U1 |" _' a3 C# T
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  性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)% ^8 `1 t7 R% p# \$ T
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  性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)3 _; u) H& Q( V7 k% x: }
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  习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)
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* w, o+ R$ A. I$ O$ c/ v9 q' T, ^  苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)% \8 y: {8 i0 M) |( K

# y9 x& ?) p$ y0 n9 h+ `5 Z! w3 |  性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)- O- T* W. F; _: T

/ M% |) a9 R0 {/ P+ y  教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)( g( N& G2 n& `: ~' y+ k
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  贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)9 y) I+ o9 r% W7 H, e
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  昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)
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- g5 {9 s) t3 a( |  择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)- V9 f  a8 C0 `! P% N. Q2 X
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  子不学 :If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)) `8 @& i( l6 r

" D) Z6 U# e8 b, K, C3 A  断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的**就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)
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/ f$ f& G" \7 ^( b/ `3 u& d  窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)9 n. w7 O$ m9 f
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  有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)
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" L1 f+ g  l. H  教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖), t; ^; I) N8 m- H' N+ p. c

$ s7 z) e8 q+ N( g  名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)
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0 B, ^% d+ X$ Z4 t9 \( M" X  养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)! \/ n" v4 s$ E7 H. {

4 `9 f) A' `- G  父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的)2 Q9 g( y3 L  g$ G

* q  j- [! n' L8 I( z* \( r  教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)
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- F& j' h2 a% x; o( B& w! F  子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)
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  非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)' t+ b6 ^" k4 {; Z% ]. ?' K) y7 C
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  幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)
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  老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)* E2 Z4 M' o$ Z: o& @
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  玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)
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5 x* C. [: g; d! ]: M, ~+ b3 l  不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)9 h2 m& |* T0 v7 o$ h& C3 o
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  人不学 :If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)8 ^- c9 m3 K. F  C/ ^
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  不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)
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