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[分享] 英语翻译中国的三字经

英语翻译中国的三字经

  人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)
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  性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)! U4 {  ?$ S* H9 E
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  性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)( z* X' ^# l( E, {
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  习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)% I# ?- q/ E+ j" p  W0 _
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  苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进). S# N% g3 u0 t  N
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  性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)" F2 E$ r1 e5 ~. C# B+ `& l2 {

; l* S$ Z! c) P0 F  教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)
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, k/ u2 g2 [! X; m  贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)
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  昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)
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  择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)( |6 X$ Z8 r. x+ M$ g8 }8 F

+ @$ N% ]" L9 k0 _+ J4 M9 f! O- C: [  T  子不学 :If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)5 H" `" g, p1 n7 p; F9 G7 z

% `: h9 Y' q% h$ R) B; @5 P, ^. {  断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的**就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)' E  {% w& u! Y) s* G* M0 l

) K; _% k- ~# I' M% ]  x. T! s! n  窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)  U% Z. y/ f0 v/ n0 ~- j9 L4 t

9 H3 M: G: T3 f6 d, P# ^  {  有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)
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  教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)
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  名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)
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  养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)# b) [) A7 D* p$ M
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  父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的)  t* a" Z+ M8 l
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  教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)
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  子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)
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  非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)6 Y+ Z$ ~8 a; l" F

' f) z- l3 S& K6 {  幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....); R. h: B& d8 m) N; ]) y7 ~: y, A3 I

. h8 h  v  t0 F$ l# ^* b  老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)
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. Z& ~5 q- \: c* }; O$ u& V+ P  玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)
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  不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)  [+ X9 z' X3 K' {8 W5 F0 S% ?& \
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  人不学 :If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)9 o8 U) I- _  A: s$ S0 ?1 M- [
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  不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)
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