英语翻译中国的三字经
人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)8 @. J- o& `! G
! L6 y2 ?8 S8 M* W 性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)0 w" [, E7 M9 J
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性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)
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_ @% m9 z' P 习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)4 V( h2 J7 ^" k0 k. P. ~% H2 i# W" D
, f& K: z( M* b4 }3 K 苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)
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性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)
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教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)( \: v1 y ]5 P
, g; P i/ z# d k' b* W 贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)
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. t6 ?9 m& q& M$ e% c/ L 昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)
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择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)9 R. s9 I& s* `# L% Y4 |# N, ~
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子不学 :If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)9 u: I6 H) K7 H
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断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的**就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)
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1 W( x0 T8 A% K) O 窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)
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有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)
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教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖). R' m1 A# Z& c) ], t. i
/ u7 G8 K9 R1 u3 e J# d 名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)
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. O2 g0 D3 U& c) R7 d1 s 养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)
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8 R6 I, F5 R6 _ {6 W; y 父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的)5 c; `* q; ^& K$ M7 K/ }; z
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教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)% h1 v" } i4 g0 {
% w' y3 E3 h" _( A7 J7 @ 子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)
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% H2 K) u, @& V: `' C' `1 a6 d 非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)
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) m3 b9 |" P3 j Z4 L8 n 幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)
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老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力) f4 d: L* H% z/ P- ~) r3 M
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玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)
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$ C& H- Q3 _2 U" v 不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)
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人不学 :If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)
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6 z! d w: b* K2 x! O 不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)