英语翻译中国的三字经
人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)
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性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)
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性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)
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习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之): `; j- X& E6 s
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苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)
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+ j+ n+ A: x! `+ q 性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)
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教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)9 O; h, E, m) B' P$ _
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贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)6 m* W8 X5 n/ {
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昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)
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. ]2 Z+ Q# ]; A* C3 \) [ 择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康). N6 ]3 v' e: ^# ^" I' T
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子不学 :If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)
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断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的**就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)
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! b& u; X9 w+ z$ }( c; Y 窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)
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有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)
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7 F) o, A$ a) P4 U- w4 ] 教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)
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( J; V/ z9 I: h4 h! P 名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)/ y! m2 t2 L; b; \, ~; Z, z; c
- N# t" T6 ], ?$ P0 q- b5 G 养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)
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* U8 W+ [% z" G5 o& x& h; \ 父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的)
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2 p% q, l& q# K( D% Q 教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)
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Z. [, [# n; w5 C 子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)
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* ]% j5 L& M$ E f n 非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)* u; ~+ E* Y4 ]# }& P z8 J
* |! S; K) W* {; Q5 C& Y' Q 幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)+ H, A- r7 I9 B b' c8 {+ D" F
7 V4 q* {2 I( P' ]; J) P' B$ a 老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)
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f- t8 d& M* ?* ~- b3 T& m 玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)( e3 H# r5 K+ H9 ?7 h( O) J6 b
4 _# a/ r {; s! H- W' Q' }/ o- \: I 不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)4 S/ d- h2 A$ t
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人不学 :If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)
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* l* M' T; O. b. K 不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)