交通事故
有兩個臺灣的警察快樂得到美國旅遊,在途中目睹了一件交通事故,基於職業本能,
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隨即打了911,可惜兩人的英語都不靈光,但程序是知道的,於是他們的對話如下:" @: R9 j# ?6 `$ ?' P( X
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觀光客:One car come. One car go. s: f; q0 w9 ]6 z9 K
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One car no look the way! one car no stop!
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. U1 _. a+ H+ n6 }1 @+ k1 o( Q' VTwo cars long ga bin bian kjo.(撞得並ㄅ一ㄤˋ叫..台語)/ [, G$ l+ L5 Y3 q7 c. s/ ?" m% x( w
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Please call o-e-o-e come!