交通事故
有兩個臺灣的警察快樂得到美國旅遊,在途中目睹了一件交通事故,基於職業本能,3 H& D0 I/ e% g3 `* y
+ ^1 i/ F d- x* k' _隨即打了911,可惜兩人的英語都不靈光,但程序是知道的,於是他們的對話如下:
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911:What happen? May I help you?7 j& ]$ U! n5 W6 n5 k- V$ T+ f' v% W- e
' `* y: w# U/ q; |+ z# v3 {! z觀光客:One car come. One car go.8 m% N4 O. y+ [' K
) _" r+ D' I% X' d! hOne car no look the way! one car no stop!
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Two cars long ga bin bian kjo.(撞得並ㄅ一ㄤˋ叫..台語)
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