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[分享] 英语翻译中国的三字经

英语翻译中国的三字经

  人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)$ P) h5 z% z8 Q2 p$ ^  l

% m/ j- D% A* \0 d7 J( J9 @/ E; J& B$ a  性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)
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! q0 x/ S2 _2 f/ |' R$ z  性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)
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0 d0 W: P3 c/ ]3 b' Z  习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)
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  苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)
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  性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)# `3 v3 t* b/ u% h' }) m

  Z1 W7 `" D0 ?! B) C5 q2 @  教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)* z5 z7 G6 e% V7 T% K9 e0 [: W6 x
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  贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)
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% z( b" O9 s6 h  昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)& D) ?: `6 X8 g$ U

2 o+ f  p5 \9 S. w, {2 d+ U' k  择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)8 F" ^; n( j4 a  d5 P+ ?
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  子不学 :If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)% c# F& Y, h2 V

# T, z) G9 B2 ]% Z7 ?2 W- g: Z, `  断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的**就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)! |4 Z5 Q) z4 `9 T
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  窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)
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  有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)
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4 D) ~' e0 Q7 R( B( P! g' ?) m  教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)" b" P9 b% E5 ^7 q. c6 {

+ ?  X2 t' c; D$ e, `3 w  名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)6 [4 Y8 W( `, C2 i( P

6 ?4 N# W; ^1 x. ]- |  A: g  养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)
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  父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的)( Y. Z) p$ B% u5 w% Z* ?+ ^

: w* U3 A* |5 q5 {. x  教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)
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  子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)
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( `/ T4 }/ O8 X2 L, S3 W. {  ^  非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误). k( F& ~9 [9 \3 J4 }

' w1 o4 c$ }/ |3 Q& ]9 z! |! v  幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)7 a# B2 ^5 n% f; S. ~: \
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  老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)
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  玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)7 n0 H6 n% j6 u# e
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  不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮). H1 X5 U& H  W1 r! K7 J9 V0 H
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  人不学 :If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)6 r9 }/ ]# _$ U: \

3 L8 C& {3 a, C2 C3 x  不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)
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