交通事故
有兩個臺灣的警察快樂得到美國旅遊,在途中目睹了一件交通事故,基於職業本能,
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5 F4 G+ `; J5 `! {1 s隨即打了911,可惜兩人的英語都不靈光,但程序是知道的,於是他們的對話如下:. u h1 ]% l' a" E2 _0 w* S
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911:What happen? May I help you?
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觀光客:One car come. One car go.0 A9 ~2 F( c( `6 {# J. x2 {
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One car no look the way! one car no stop!
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Two cars long ga bin bian kjo.(撞得並ㄅ一ㄤˋ叫..台語)
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