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[分享] 英语翻译中国的三字经

英语翻译中国的三字经

  人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)- [7 J# m" B' ^

  Y% ?$ {! y+ d# E& ^) S  性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)
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1 X( |, G4 P" a- Z$ @- ]- E  性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)* B  b) V7 Z0 S0 `  ~

1 H. y4 s' d6 x' Z2 |9 ~) t0 C9 [  习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)
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  苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)
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" h8 K- Z& [' t, i" {% g9 c9 m  性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)
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  教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)
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  贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)
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  昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)( `2 }0 P% ^. b- u8 S5 K" J

: I0 m$ ]  E) Z4 J1 F5 [. U  择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)8 W" V  U; k3 g- d! x, ~  x% L
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  子不学 :If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)
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$ g1 m& W$ M6 b3 I4 Y  断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的**就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)
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  窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)
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0 {# Q3 o! Z( A9 ]# {% W  有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)# z/ X0 z" ^* n
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  教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)
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  名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)
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  养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)& [& f$ t  W! M& ^+ D

% N3 C% v" j; w* @  父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的)
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  教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)* C6 D2 L. z& x  ]

3 G( s- V* J9 A4 e* X) g2 c  子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)
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9 S) I- b$ [  ~9 h" M. N- N  非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误); X  Z* O, v. {) |* g, o( Q- K

- C# X4 k1 N2 p# l/ \! y  幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)
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1 c' [9 ]* k: T6 r$ @0 ?  老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力). i4 I+ c/ z" w. u  o  u7 K
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  玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)) f0 n  i! o7 U% q0 C( G) v
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  不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)
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0 @, z5 o6 f: |2 ]" c' h  人不学 :If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)4 t+ q* K! U5 T
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  不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)
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