交通事故
有兩個臺灣的警察快樂得到美國旅遊,在途中目睹了一件交通事故,基於職業本能,
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7 n' h4 {% V" ~# d; d5 B7 W隨即打了911,可惜兩人的英語都不靈光,但程序是知道的,於是他們的對話如下:' S, p6 I, G/ c* A) @/ a" r
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911:What happen? May I help you?
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4 A1 t9 a8 n! z7 N觀光客:One car come. One car go.
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6 E5 W7 v5 K; w% Z6 l3 NOne car no look the way! one car no stop!
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Two cars long ga bin bian kjo.(撞得並ㄅ一ㄤˋ叫..台語); Y: } m2 k* f$ {
4 R: R7 |, {! _: K F" w/ fPlease call o-e-o-e come!