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作者: CID冰水 時間: 2007-12-23 14:39 標題: Ridge Hall 電腦公司

一個 WordPerfect 電腦公司員工的真實對話
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"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"
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Ridge Hall 電腦公司你好!我可以為您服務嗎? & o+ e% Q5 d9 l# k
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"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

是的，我有WordPerfect的問題。
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"What sort of trouble?"

您有什麼問題呢 ? 3 k: H6 t8 r: s4 C
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"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words wentaway." 1 a/ s" }+ ]1 i" j4 v
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我剛剛自已在打字的時候，突然間所有的字都不見了。 & O3 X& z8 H3 Z  n6 }$ k; |$ l; b

"Went away?"都不見了。 3 @7 f* P& M' c& B  Q6 {1 P0 V

"They disappeared."

它們都不見了。 + U* I, ^  d, ?+ }2 }) H; M1 l

"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"

嗯，現在你的螢幕看到什麼東西？

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沒有任何東西。
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"Nothing?" ( f/ ~( O& @4 a3 v" E

沒有任何東西？ % Q6 B& L- p) i6 U8 I
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"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." ( w' Q5 Q, u7 v% q8 j6 i4 G& L

螢幕是全黑的，我打的字它都沒反應。

"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"

您是否還在操作WordPerfect，還是以經離開了。 % v7 }& i& p: d
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"How do I tell?" " f. M9 A  w4 g+ _9 l  X

我要怎麼說明呢？
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"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" . ]9 ~( f  _0 F2 V0 N9 s$ u

你可以在螢幕上看到 C: 的提示符號嗎？ ) C% K6 X5 U& {0 i

"What's a sea-prompt?"

什麼是 "海的提示符號" ("sea"=海，和 "C"同音)
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"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
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不管它了，你可以看到游標在螢幕上嗎？ 6 G9 G, X! w, V4 C2 K
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"There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything Itype." 8 b. t4 L* x7 o; H

螢幕上沒有任何的游標，我告訴你，我打的字它都沒反應。   U) |5 I: ~. W/ V
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"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

顯示器上的電源指示燈有沒有亮？ % o$ X. e- ]2 V! P7 \/ ?

"What's a monitor?" " l* V0 S8 L2 |9 w9 v

什麼是顯示器？ ; l3 N6 t8 o8 U- J: D
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"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. ; R/ \$ _; N5 I. O' q& \( {
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Does ithave a little light that tells you when it's on?"
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就是那個看起像電視的螢幕，

有沒有一個小光點告訴你它是開著的？ ) w# L  ?1 p5 l; L

I don't know."
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我不懂耶。 9 P" J1 n& Y. [  Q; E0 p7 n4 X

"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where 9 O! j* _; W$ N4 R# w) J
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the powercord goes into it. Can you see that?" 2 P+ W* v) q$ o3 Z0 F+ k7 Q

那麼，你能不能看得到顯示器後面有一條電源線接在上面？
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"....Yes, I think so."
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是，我想我看到了。
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"Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's pluggedinto the wall." 1 y+ t1 m9 g0 u& V. y: M

太棒了，沿著電線找下去，看它有沒有沒插在牆上？
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"....Yes, it is." 6 j$ A6 @4 L& w8 z% i+ i( {
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有啊!

"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were 0 K1 U+ m+ P- W( O2 h. J- M9 M$ Y

two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
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你到顯示器後面看看，有沒有注意到有兩條電線插在後面，不是只有一條哦？
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"No."
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沒有。 + Y7 B7 L2 i* J" z7 N

"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find 8 \) J+ @  |" M6 [, X
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theother cable."
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就是了，我要你再到顯示器後面去找另一條電線。 5 Y. i! q: @! T6 k! n" t2 Q, w9 s  W

"....Okay, here it is." 0 }& }1 e9 o/ k

OK，找到了。 ) v% K1 w( ~% C& y" o

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into ; r3 J" `4 @( W$ j1 o9 W# T8 x

theback of your computer."
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再替我找下去，告訴我它有沒有確實插好在電腦後面。 ! K4 h, P( Y, ?/ y2 t4 Q6 S
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"I can't reach." ( S0 x3 b+ T$ l! p* O! P  K

我搆不到。 1 B( t: y5 C1 b. X+ T
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"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
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嗯，那麼，你看得到嗎？ # Z; u+ ]4 K3 H; |  S9 ]
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"No."
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看不到。 " X, \% J8 f: P  ~2 p, Z

"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" " l( ]& `$ w% K

那麼拿個東西墊高，爬過去看一下？ 8 i/ P  t) r# ?, X+ X* K% |
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"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's becauseit's dark."
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喔，不是角度不好看不到，而是太暗了。

"Dark?"

太暗？ 5 D5 P; ?2 H- n( m1 S

"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is - m% W2 V" S/ A1 a) b' z
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comingfrom the window." " |3 D  [3 o$ `4 \/ d' v$ P
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是的，辨公室的燈光全都不亮，唯一的光線是來自窗戶外面。 ) g9 A# o" `$ j0 p

"Well, turn on the office light then."
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那麼把辨公室的電燈都打開啊。 1 C: _( @2 m7 E: T
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"I can't."
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沒辦法。 * c) u. D9 H, i9 t
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"No? Why not?"

沒辨法？為什麼？ ' B$ U0 S; E5 N9 f# P
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"Because there's a power outage." . a9 n5 [( {2 W0 I& m# ?

因為停電啊!
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"A power...... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. 9 z2 D4 v% W5 h4 j

Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff
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yourcomputer came in?" / z3 o5 O2 R! }  f' T& k5 y
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停...停電？&#@!(& ，喔!OK，現在開始打包， # Z4 o* U* k3 U5 N- H2 r
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電腦公司員工送電腦來時的包裝箱和使用手冊都還在嗎？ % L1 H& _: ~9 b, m
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"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
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嗯，是的，我已把它們收在櫃子裏。

"Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up justlike
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it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store youbought it from."
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很好!去把它們拿出來，然後把電腦搬下來包裝好，

就像剛送來的時候一樣。然後看你在那裏買的，把它送回去。 6 L5 t) ?3 G6 ]$ I/ R4 q* h1 l
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"Really? Is it that bad?" # a7 K. {7 ?- t/ e3 H

真的嗎？是它壞掉了嗎？ 5 R) V  S, T/ }1 Q! y' {# K( o

"Yes, I'm afraid it is."

是的，恐怕是這樣了的。 . I. o+ Y- f4 O/ r

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" 8 {1 `$ d$ ]: P( B7 ^6 T  F9 R
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喔，我想大概就是這樣子的。那我要怎樣跟他們說呢？ $ ]1 U# t0 p, @4 Z" v% T  _1 Q
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"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer." , F! a$ T! [' M; ~9 ~' N: n0 y
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就告訴他們說:『你實在笨到不夠資格擁有一部電腦』。

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