標題: Ridge Hall 電腦公司 [打印本頁] 作者:
CID冰水 時間: 2007-12-23 14:39 標題: Ridge Hall 電腦公司
一個 WordPerfect 電腦公司員工的真實對話 & l, }& \, x& i) L: k: _ k# G. b4 U
"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" ; o% h% f/ w3 h( Y% I 5 M: c! N4 {/ G! j2 `: ORidge Hall 電腦公司你好!我可以為您服務嗎? 6 p) D ] f C6 b+ a# }, ?( \2 v) R1 J
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." * P" }, v! e$ D' o" P+ P- w( y4 b3 q4 P7 m3 V1 T
是的，我有WordPerfect的問題。 + l: l7 ]4 A* c+ l
9 F. F o* i6 Q( F* \"What sort of trouble?" ) L' D, V e! L/ G) s& t 7 F' ?4 W% z* b/ E; ?您有什麼問題呢 ? : D! {7 m8 `* q2 Y9 ?
5 y1 o, L5 u- ?* {"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words wentaway." % \+ j* S) _& [2 N3 r
) {& s' U1 F; W0 E& U( w我剛剛自已在打字的時候，突然間所有的字都不見了。 : `9 q D" o1 ]( F" p H1 z( k O
3 K: y w0 j) _' u+ F
"Went away?"都不見了。 H: A5 |) j( ?0 n
- v) f" I1 z3 y! w: B8 C0 s* O
"They disappeared." : G9 P- y. u! F: s) U1 V3 u
) t2 B2 m+ C" Z5 C" ^+ y它們都不見了。 3 _6 d+ q7 s& t7 F' \4 w' f& }; k/ {! L# P/ z' f
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" , h/ U) c9 o5 l. H1 Z7 P1 {/ s) A8 F. n- p6 E. r
嗯，現在你的螢幕看到什麼東西？ + \- D7 b! M9 y! g8 m0 P7 P" s
) ]! ]8 I3 G, Y7 Z! \, M( P8 n7 R0 Q) f
"Nothing." . o9 d, n* F4 P; m 7 I& R z- K+ a$ v9 y7 k0 ?* S沒有任何東西。 / f% o- Y& `! V) ^ $ d/ {" K* ^+ F( H; V4 X"Nothing?" ( d9 a- f# }! Z6 O' T1 s8 P% l1 H: W+ h( w7 `, H
沒有任何東西？ . ^) U* }% N5 i8 W) ~
6 I3 j" b5 \/ _/ D
"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." ! y3 Y6 ^6 \. q( A5 u: y- t) ~, ?3 s, X! E8 @. B6 c7 H$ j
螢幕是全黑的，我打的字它都沒反應。 4 O. f, U3 D( O2 J7 `6 g 8 e& ?: A8 j! Y9 @- r( n+ S5 J5 _4 i"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" # ^& r& b; m% j \$ j& h- k
$ Y, s6 k5 d; c; d* O V) p
您是否還在操作WordPerfect，還是以經離開了。 " ?/ V: V/ F8 z8 C
, h( b2 o0 ]) k"How do I tell?" * Z+ R, q# u0 ~( z; w8 j) L, R3 S/ o9 E+ \# P3 m
我要怎麼說明呢？ B' [9 e& v1 V$ m" x8 f
: h$ l; p6 f8 c
"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" 9 O6 v8 d6 I. N
% h* \" Y- D- d+ R& E0 _* T
你可以在螢幕上看到 C: 的提示符號嗎？ ( |9 S! w- ]- s1 r) _ p0 I, i
( r) W1 y+ s1 m3 P& P# A"What's a sea-prompt?" * c0 _ d$ A* @' p3 q& o, W% [! J% C3 i! N8 O9 i. h- b. U
什麼是 "海的提示符號" ("sea"=海，和 "C"同音) , y6 q5 O" G! b; z3 u# Q+ x7 a; B- D/ d' s7 i& ?. |" B( w0 T+ q; o
"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?" 7 W4 m5 n, U8 y/ k 4 _, c" \7 @5 y不管它了，你可以看到游標在螢幕上嗎？ 2 N0 y" t, x0 j. F & y+ Q$ {& u' D( A"There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything Itype." ! h) j5 [7 K& i4 X4 a
/ V# E0 l1 A, y1 f1 `
螢幕上沒有任何的游標，我告訴你，我打的字它都沒反應。 2 C. S. _9 W j' S, m
- I! D- ~ p. T# ~5 h% Y; _
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?" $ J: a; [+ `5 O! r7 c! \, C3 k4 F/ m, Y2 w/ B4 I
顯示器上的電源指示燈有沒有亮？ 6 q' s# M) _. h7 _. O2 O' N6 p+ L6 ]4 f. f2 D6 |
"What's a monitor?" 9 b/ _: L! O1 y1 h " U, d6 S3 V; ~1 [5 ?什麼是顯示器？ 6 w* l/ I" g3 b( V: K: T0 [8 G
0 o8 c: u7 q! Y- E% t3 x
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. ) ^ I) o& P' t! E1 u1 Z, O: ^ F$ q2 v# {, ~2 F9 T
Does ithave a little light that tells you when it's on?" ; _% A6 t0 f% A+ A, z0 q
: w0 |, N( p t" z4 `就是那個看起像電視的螢幕， 1 w) y' j% d" F" Z9 H# Y+ w- i2 U; F! L% Z, Y1 m- ]% ^8 b' s
有沒有一個小光點告訴你它是開著的？ ; e' x. l2 s$ _' N6 _ ~
) p+ f V* P V/ b: n6 GI don't know." : f g2 A( K) ]3 [' l9 C9 V5 j) C; }( Q
我不懂耶。 . e- J0 y& B. S- d/ X0 ?0 b- B, P. A* h2 Y
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where 7 M$ P, { r% P( r0 `0 \& E4 n& ?, X$ W/ l
the powercord goes into it. Can you see that?" # Q+ a8 W( y# h; \/ B ; z f3 K( C; h5 r. w9 a* c5 X8 q那麼，你能不能看得到顯示器後面有一條電源線接在上面？ % y( Y4 {6 V, D! {# u A4 P
& e! Q" A- I$ n
"....Yes, I think so." 2 B$ t q6 k; v3 ?; L: V ; x5 n8 @" j; q是，我想我看到了。 . k* H' v1 v; }! O( O, e6 W5 \+ i+ z" [" {- g
"Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's pluggedinto the wall." 0 T2 n9 P) z3 P9 s2 x& C- B+ f3 `# J' g+ z6 P: `
太棒了，沿著電線找下去，看它有沒有沒插在牆上？ 4 G& J7 y" e) z. c. c& x) r1 P9 \
4 A; E! t: ~" x) u1 o0 a"....Yes, it is." 3 o0 C3 ^( i- ~3 |& G5 C* _( g
( a+ j( A, g7 H! n
有啊! / N, R2 J" G/ G6 P
0 f! m; J' v) L+ h4 @& ?) y F"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were & i5 X& u& ]+ ?) ]/ ?8 q! p! O2 I
" _/ m# \9 p+ ]two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" " | H& H- P! s* W2 P( F1 B, p) P2 @ s0 X% A; f
你到顯示器後面看看，有沒有注意到有兩條電線插在後面，不是只有一條哦？ / t5 v( x0 Q# ~# @' K$ e; S % }5 K% U9 L/ Z! p"No." & T, I: t; ]8 {7 Z3 |
& E j! ~+ r- n+ q沒有。 4 H* {9 z( H9 ?, {) r- l) K
$ \, D8 w6 S5 W: x"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find 7 m) n a/ K# h/ V, M5 L
3 D: Q1 `, f8 q% T( Ttheother cable." - L. b& _! f+ q6 x- u: r
9 W+ |+ n# f; c" r z) v5 S0 T% h! \( C就是了，我要你再到顯示器後面去找另一條電線。 4 ?- d+ E; o5 u% }3 p7 s4 x) D8 R9 ^" a9 f/ V2 \9 |/ W! R
"....Okay, here it is." ; ^/ q1 b. ?' y% Q
) g4 t6 L( M! x& X
OK，找到了。 ( Q& l+ f9 P: ~7 Z9 _! m ( o' d% \+ y3 J/ A# j. f: B"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into 9 s+ q4 N4 i8 U- m
/ E1 p' R0 K4 O/ q2 `- Stheback of your computer." 5 S: T$ v- x; |5 M ) a0 N z. T H0 T: J5 s6 n. ]再替我找下去，告訴我它有沒有確實插好在電腦後面。 , Z. `/ n! P4 p7 f
" @3 r5 b. m) x/ R"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" 4 B/ A6 f2 N" I$ A$ I! U; A# Q- J
" L7 y ^5 Y* ^) M( k1 Y
嗯，那麼，你看得到嗎？ " t/ Q6 }) T' ^
' P8 z. h% |' g+ }+ w
"No." , B; L# R. i* p1 ~8 J* p7 |8 c% j& }! h+ l6 ?. `) F7 L0 d
看不到。 8 U4 {: p6 {, K& `2 v0 Y& C. n3 j6 | 3 c8 m0 n# D, u! }: ^* D"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" " n ^: p) z7 [9 m& c9 }* P/ e/ [: H! q F, {' o/ t- S! L) e$ X( N
那麼拿個東西墊高，爬過去看一下？ - ^; |5 j; e2 J + U! Y7 N/ q& O! y0 K. f7 J"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's becauseit's dark." 7 b: v7 K4 q8 ~$ y6 v
: b. @! n, m' U2 ]8 P喔，不是角度不好看不到，而是太暗了。 5 ?# f- p5 t; o8 [* T$ L
" @+ `9 @3 u3 g# r"Dark?" # w7 { a. F) Q; C0 M% G/ V% a# B5 V% Z7 e6 b H0 ?+ {
太暗？ & D7 \5 t5 G ^& a3 l
) V- e/ O9 t2 b, N2 C6 y"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is 9 @+ T" Q- x- Q; ~0 H8 O8 S3 }
. o5 O6 g; u, Ocomingfrom the window." $ U* n9 o! p# K# n; P " u) d0 B/ |- j2 Y% S' a$ N是的，辨公室的燈光全都不亮，唯一的光線是來自窗戶外面。 $ S/ t8 @$ Y0 G # D2 I5 b e# o+ F' b5 c1 ]"Well, turn on the office light then." * q2 w; \/ Y' j+ a- ^3 l. r+ s/ T
! z; y. @. f# y( k! n2 P$ T# J
那麼把辨公室的電燈都打開啊。 0 W% E/ R2 P! E1 z1 b
. d* Y% B7 J5 |* M"I can't." * `5 U4 T. a* p7 ^! R# j; ?8 U" Q2 v, P/ Z, E# |" m
沒辦法。 ! D8 ]4 c. v. \ 4 g+ ?6 L( i3 j, I/ B"No? Why not?" M6 G% k# h( E% l7 r( G6 _
0 Q% J* {4 S. p5 O
沒辨法？為什麼？ $ Q& `: M7 a9 P" W - c7 v) {( B& H! e, {0 e2 ^, u"Because there's a power outage." - H3 C5 g; n" }& z! j7 B
- Z2 `9 i8 Z2 ^. @因為停電啊! 7 ~. @% n4 f; ^ V5 t
$ C$ a. U- @& N; K
"A power...... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. + M1 K5 ^1 P R3 J5 u6 @ 3 r i% } T1 o4 n: d% P/ ^* J8 Y- oDo you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff 4 l- h l% w. X5 i: [1 T. o
. X% f6 i' [5 j& d; zyourcomputer came in?" % H2 i% B, S6 n" B- ^, W
& P$ N! b$ M) @7 H停...停電？&#@!(& ，喔!OK，現在開始打包， , C. H `5 D3 {( v( u 9 A, s8 _% Y! n% Y9 `3 d$ }電腦公司員工送電腦來時的包裝箱和使用手冊都還在嗎？ : @* h0 s Y6 Z; D8 R2 ]& `% \; y8 c0 k% i! u$ @
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." 0 f- W/ `- q- e% U0 | ; t/ y$ X! v0 q c7 d( i" I6 @嗯，是的，我已把它們收在櫃子裏。 6 ?# h6 i. z$ o' b0 t6 D 6 N& \5 y% x! o& |! W; j7 Q"Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up justlike + r7 C6 z' E4 G
3 |8 q$ p' N- q- ?6 x
it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store youbought it from." `; }6 y. C; R* ?1 [9 m9 v/ C8 d3 I2 L6 r# t
很好!去把它們拿出來，然後把電腦搬下來包裝好， $ y0 L8 g" h. b4 j# o) { 7 p) F, T# E/ ?( U# s+ f就像剛送來的時候一樣。然後看你在那裏買的，把它送回去。 % ]! S* O) K2 P
8 [0 ?, V7 W* y- ~- i! f) c) c: w
"Really? Is it that bad?" 7 X9 V8 l8 @& \* B" g7 T
! _/ }/ o/ e4 o* u真的嗎？是它壞掉了嗎？ 5 E( Q% u4 E. z2 N& h1 _ x+ L 8 B9 X) K7 i, h! L W% `9 A"Yes, I'm afraid it is." 1 h* \1 N2 q0 ^( L! q1 ] % q! m- U" e8 \是的，恐怕是這樣了的。 + C7 O p! J" V9 |
9 u* e7 I. u/ d. @"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" ; W; f0 R! \3 W$ P3 E2 \9 d3 S/ P3 J2 Q
喔，我想大概就是這樣子的。那我要怎樣跟他們說呢？ 7 E& P+ [9 z( i
. F4 P, F2 g& |! o$ Q$ U
"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer." : {. S3 d0 }% ^ Q/ x- h' c
3 w' f% X- p$ |" `) K
就告訴他們說:『你實在笨到不夠資格擁有一部電腦』。
