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作者: CID冰水 時間: 2007-12-23 14:39 標題: Ridge Hall 電腦公司

一個 WordPerfect 電腦公司員工的真實對話
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"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" : l: r; h8 I- S* y8 i) p" r

Ridge Hall 電腦公司你好!我可以為您服務嗎? 5 {6 O$ s5 e% h9 r5 K5 T& r( A& x
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"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." # g4 {3 e9 \0 J# T9 R$ n4 u

是的，我有WordPerfect的問題。 8 q1 W0 {# d- u2 d! _; L& k. z6 v9 a9 Z

"What sort of trouble?" ) l. e8 E4 @' A4 u
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您有什麼問題呢 ?

"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words wentaway." 5 E: S" v0 Y" y. p
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我剛剛自已在打字的時候，突然間所有的字都不見了。
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"Went away?"都不見了。 7 V9 j7 h2 D1 x8 i- K8 c2 k

"They disappeared."

它們都不見了。

"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" 7 j& {* V% y7 b6 A. S4 C8 H

嗯，現在你的螢幕看到什麼東西？ : \9 p- g$ o2 i& h" l6 o2 G4 z. i

"Nothing."   G1 b( M/ u; K; Q1 G

沒有任何東西。 " t, E+ x7 o0 J5 X! k  m

"Nothing?" 4 n- u* \& a$ |' L- G6 r" v- o( H) x

沒有任何東西？

"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." 7 A' E4 Q3 n* G

螢幕是全黑的，我打的字它都沒反應。

"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
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您是否還在操作WordPerfect，還是以經離開了。 - p+ X! H* T; m! U" K

"How do I tell?"

我要怎麼說明呢？ 1 z& s( r" u! h, |3 r7 K  l( P

"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
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你可以在螢幕上看到 C: 的提示符號嗎？ 6 C* I7 z9 U/ `; x2 C. e) P
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"What's a sea-prompt?"
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什麼是 "海的提示符號" ("sea"=海，和 "C"同音)   |7 C+ {( E: z: M* Q4 {
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"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?" 2 D- n5 h' z# Z4 I: I9 I6 `
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不管它了，你可以看到游標在螢幕上嗎？ 6 X0 y: c1 K" [- x; ~" o

"There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything Itype."
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螢幕上沒有任何的游標，我告訴你，我打的字它都沒反應。 2 j+ v/ |) d' [$ Z6 Y, D

"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

顯示器上的電源指示燈有沒有亮？ + g. M$ ^) w+ ~
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"What's a monitor?"
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什麼是顯示器？ * l8 |4 n5 X. n. M, M

"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.

Does ithave a little light that tells you when it's on?" ! H9 R; z. b" E9 ^( U

就是那個看起像電視的螢幕，

有沒有一個小光點告訴你它是開著的？ * f0 Y: i' U( U0 }) U% \

I don't know." ' N9 P0 ^) G9 ?0 ~! Q8 D
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我不懂耶。

"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where 3 R; v3 D& u3 ^( `2 w: X" x

the powercord goes into it. Can you see that?" 0 `8 F! B* W6 V& p. l! t8 }' Y" U1 Y
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那麼，你能不能看得到顯示器後面有一條電源線接在上面？ : s  o9 @0 }0 K# A  y
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"....Yes, I think so." ) D2 D  l; ]* \. p
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是，我想我看到了。

"Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's pluggedinto the wall." - r, T/ t0 G+ u' w0 c
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太棒了，沿著電線找下去，看它有沒有沒插在牆上？ $ ^- o  z/ _# }2 R4 u- o) G1 B
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"....Yes, it is." ' K% W% B; a6 X6 ?0 @

有啊!
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"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were + \2 u3 ?) \' \3 T! Q" P3 }

two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" . B: W7 O, ]: D# a6 g8 b* q

你到顯示器後面看看，有沒有注意到有兩條電線插在後面，不是只有一條哦？ 9 x) A/ x. g" e8 x# Z% S  n1 K
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"No."

沒有。 3 V0 g! K2 d6 p" X
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"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find

theother cable."
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就是了，我要你再到顯示器後面去找另一條電線。

"....Okay, here it is."

OK，找到了。

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into
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theback of your computer."
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再替我找下去，告訴我它有沒有確實插好在電腦後面。 ( ~0 ~; ~. ^, `! c- F

"I can't reach." ' v" e' f, S. p9 p. S% g+ e

我搆不到。   x! T- @0 B$ X; _9 Y
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"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" 6 S" k4 d# r' B( j  A! ^

嗯，那麼，你看得到嗎？ 0 h9 L' q5 X" P! E4 s

"No."
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看不到。
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"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" " D9 Z2 r: y$ h! S- [- O
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那麼拿個東西墊高，爬過去看一下？ . a6 e1 L8 n) E: A$ u0 {# O. j
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"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's becauseit's dark."

喔，不是角度不好看不到，而是太暗了。 9 P( ?) r) M6 N0 d% e9 I
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"Dark?"

太暗？

"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is 0 j8 [; n- T6 }! f- o; f& f

comingfrom the window."
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是的，辨公室的燈光全都不亮，唯一的光線是來自窗戶外面。 # o7 v( E7 P1 u

"Well, turn on the office light then." 1 y4 O; K: b1 j+ E9 `
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那麼把辨公室的電燈都打開啊。

"I can't."
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沒辦法。 ' t6 T, n9 J5 f5 B  M
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"No? Why not?"

沒辨法？為什麼？

"Because there's a power outage." - t  o0 r4 b2 ?6 ~& q5 }
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因為停電啊!
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"A power...... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. + F- ]) c! O  q0 V9 }
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Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff
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yourcomputer came in?"
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停...停電？&#@!(& ，喔!OK，現在開始打包， " Q& g2 [  b1 u& H: N# H
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電腦公司員工送電腦來時的包裝箱和使用手冊都還在嗎？

"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

嗯，是的，我已把它們收在櫃子裏。 ( P1 t6 I9 x6 j, D% m3 R0 L
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"Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up justlike 4 J  u1 F' P8 ~* O

it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store youbought it from."   o2 h  ]7 n4 g5 x8 G
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很好!去把它們拿出來，然後把電腦搬下來包裝好， 6 i6 k5 d$ C, R6 N# H
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就像剛送來的時候一樣。然後看你在那裏買的，把它送回去。 7 Z, `# T- B; h9 f2 M3 b- F
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"Really? Is it that bad?"

真的嗎？是它壞掉了嗎？

"Yes, I'm afraid it is." 6 j) U) J1 {9 Q

是的，恐怕是這樣了的。 - _6 M0 |& L! q2 S

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
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喔，我想大概就是這樣子的。那我要怎樣跟他們說呢？ " o1 k+ G& A- A; i4 Z9 t
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"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer." , A; H# x3 L* v  c3 V" v  u
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就告訴他們說:『你實在笨到不夠資格擁有一部電腦』。

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