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作者: CID冰水 時間: 2007-12-23 14:39 標題: Ridge Hall 電腦公司

一個 WordPerfect 電腦公司員工的真實對話

"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"

Ridge Hall 電腦公司你好!我可以為您服務嗎? ; s2 K" _! t' M+ T  L6 B

"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." 0 {" Q0 R, F' ^6 r0 B

是的，我有WordPerfect的問題。
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"What sort of trouble?" 1 ^' d6 h: @/ h% Z) n

您有什麼問題呢 ? % H" V, O- j0 |( A& Q6 a

"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words wentaway."
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我剛剛自已在打字的時候，突然間所有的字都不見了。 7 }/ c6 i0 D8 q9 e' l! r+ F/ P, o
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"Went away?"都不見了。 # B( z0 c, ~" s3 C
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"They disappeared." 2 ~( x4 S" \  _8 \: h

它們都不見了。 " F& j( O; E! u, s: p

"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
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嗯，現在你的螢幕看到什麼東西？ 0 G! K9 J6 G7 Q
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"Nothing." , t8 ]  r( H+ k& i. }. p9 b

沒有任何東西。

"Nothing?"

沒有任何東西？

"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." 3 @  e9 e/ ?1 e& h

螢幕是全黑的，我打的字它都沒反應。 ! M3 z, G; J3 K, ?' Z' a0 `
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"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
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您是否還在操作WordPerfect，還是以經離開了。
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"How do I tell?" ) w" z: I) p3 w$ H+ |4 h+ v
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我要怎麼說明呢？ 7 c; R0 u8 c, T7 i1 O6 }

"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" 4 t2 d0 v3 r0 v& J: X! B8 S# |( ~
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你可以在螢幕上看到 C: 的提示符號嗎？ 2 U* x, }; M1 o

"What's a sea-prompt?" * Z2 R6 v8 v: ?! j1 e( y+ r' ^

什麼是 "海的提示符號" ("sea"=海，和 "C"同音)

"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?" 8 h9 y& \! X* Z1 N7 \) J! X# W
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不管它了，你可以看到游標在螢幕上嗎？
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"There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything Itype."
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螢幕上沒有任何的游標，我告訴你，我打的字它都沒反應。 : B5 \' ?( h5 Z' n

"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
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顯示器上的電源指示燈有沒有亮？
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"What's a monitor?"
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什麼是顯示器？ . Y" Q; C! m9 u$ K6 C

"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. 2 i, t% W0 J+ M# J' r
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Does ithave a little light that tells you when it's on?"

就是那個看起像電視的螢幕， $ H4 ]7 h) Q: ~  ]1 E, P: v2 F2 b1 ?

有沒有一個小光點告訴你它是開著的？

I don't know." 2 q- G& t6 l) y: z2 E

我不懂耶。 - Q& {3 ~% g8 w" y, E
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"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where
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the powercord goes into it. Can you see that?"
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那麼，你能不能看得到顯示器後面有一條電源線接在上面？ ! t3 ~* s% Q  Z  J
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"....Yes, I think so." / [0 P6 X4 l- Q7 ?5 l. x

是，我想我看到了。
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"Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's pluggedinto the wall."
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太棒了，沿著電線找下去，看它有沒有沒插在牆上？
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"....Yes, it is."

有啊!
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"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were

two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
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你到顯示器後面看看，有沒有注意到有兩條電線插在後面，不是只有一條哦？ 6 T" ^: w) d1 p# A* C9 f

"No."
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沒有。 / _  q; m! E; V7 [# [/ j2 G+ s# h

"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find
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theother cable."
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就是了，我要你再到顯示器後面去找另一條電線。 6 e& D$ Z% p" }
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"....Okay, here it is."

OK，找到了。 0 {7 U/ S& E: ^; T3 H  B

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into . [; f& r& L' ^) @5 _4 ]2 r

theback of your computer."
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再替我找下去，告訴我它有沒有確實插好在電腦後面。 / y( w9 ]: v0 v& d' z6 ~

"I can't reach." 2 f/ e  C* ?+ J& }9 t

我搆不到。

"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" 6 g% ~, K9 f. P# \; K

嗯，那麼，你看得到嗎？

"No." ; g3 a6 e( q, U! e

看不到。 5 F. R; H7 t" b
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"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"

那麼拿個東西墊高，爬過去看一下？ $ G- |1 h+ w/ k1 |/ h4 f1 l0 _' L' p
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"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's becauseit's dark." ! C4 I( b+ V7 [: A: g+ n) B, S' s8 X

喔，不是角度不好看不到，而是太暗了。
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"Dark?"
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太暗？

"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is - D1 P: ~/ i4 O- }* M' d$ Q
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comingfrom the window."

是的，辨公室的燈光全都不亮，唯一的光線是來自窗戶外面。 " R/ ]+ K& h: g% a
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"Well, turn on the office light then." 5 _5 o3 a5 U2 P2 G! j

那麼把辨公室的電燈都打開啊。
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"I can't."
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沒辦法。
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"No? Why not?" . B! E2 ~" a+ O3 @' x; ?( r, [) W0 F
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沒辨法？為什麼？ 2 t. m$ p0 @) H$ h; \  Q' g

"Because there's a power outage." 2 a& e' r& [' ]$ l
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因為停電啊!

"A power...... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now.

Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff 1 s! Y$ ^2 z: y

yourcomputer came in?"

停...停電？&#@!(& ，喔!OK，現在開始打包， + m4 O' z" k1 w" P# w# V7 K4 k7 A
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電腦公司員工送電腦來時的包裝箱和使用手冊都還在嗎？ ! v$ i- {& J8 h
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"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
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嗯，是的，我已把它們收在櫃子裏。

"Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up justlike 1 \' [; J: j& m+ r/ l
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it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store youbought it from."
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很好!去把它們拿出來，然後把電腦搬下來包裝好， . X9 l2 [" B. b" k7 k  x5 X

就像剛送來的時候一樣。然後看你在那裏買的，把它送回去。 0 L, o/ |% M! `2 w/ I; v

"Really? Is it that bad?"

真的嗎？是它壞掉了嗎？ 6 M  u1 ~/ ~7 w+ X' F

"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
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是的，恐怕是這樣了的。 " r$ J  b' a& K) o( r, F

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" 0 \  T/ \2 E0 F% |8 |
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喔，我想大概就是這樣子的。那我要怎樣跟他們說呢？ % [3 ]' x7 B; `( Q

"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."
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就告訴他們說:『你實在笨到不夠資格擁有一部電腦』。

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