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作者: CID冰水 時間: 2007-12-23 14:39 標題: Ridge Hall 電腦公司

一個 WordPerfect 電腦公司員工的真實對話

"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"

Ridge Hall 電腦公司你好!我可以為您服務嗎? " j- ^4 s5 F/ o
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"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." " j3 a  I- g5 g. _

是的，我有WordPerfect的問題。 6 n$ d5 ]) L) t! U: _# q. h

"What sort of trouble?" # \* b0 T- s6 P5 ]) }/ F/ G5 v
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您有什麼問題呢 ?

"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words wentaway."
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我剛剛自已在打字的時候，突然間所有的字都不見了。 + W1 N6 L- i& @/ q
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"Went away?"都不見了。
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"They disappeared."
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它們都不見了。
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"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" 0 f" D+ I7 J8 f  M3 C4 @- D% S. Y

嗯，現在你的螢幕看到什麼東西？   p5 S* a+ g; Y5 e6 L* b* c7 }

"Nothing."
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沒有任何東西。 * U; o' k! R$ b3 m: s0 N
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"Nothing?" ; W( C1 ^& R: y2 n* ^6 V8 `
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沒有任何東西？
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"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." $ v8 U  ]2 W/ c3 U7 ?4 ]) {

螢幕是全黑的，我打的字它都沒反應。
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"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" * y0 d8 L3 i4 t
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您是否還在操作WordPerfect，還是以經離開了。 * Y. Q' |; `2 {6 J; g" A- M

"How do I tell?" 2 e% G4 R* ^  p" T4 T9 k
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我要怎麼說明呢？

"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
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你可以在螢幕上看到 C: 的提示符號嗎？ 1 E; j( b! F$ @; k8 i# J

"What's a sea-prompt?"
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什麼是 "海的提示符號" ("sea"=海，和 "C"同音) 7 U; b5 N7 V8 X* q8 Z, O
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"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?" 8 ^( c  v$ B7 X% z& o" v6 U
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不管它了，你可以看到游標在螢幕上嗎？ & A9 A+ k, }% u8 V& ~! p. O0 E

"There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything Itype." 4 @' {6 x8 M0 F, o/ Y. w

螢幕上沒有任何的游標，我告訴你，我打的字它都沒反應。 6 A  v+ L. {0 a! Z" e3 P1 Y

"Does your monitor have a power indicator?" + M/ t4 d; S7 E" F! Y

顯示器上的電源指示燈有沒有亮？
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"What's a monitor?" . r, q" W/ {+ C
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什麼是顯示器？ ; I0 Q* u3 a2 P1 s% _

"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.

Does ithave a little light that tells you when it's on?"
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就是那個看起像電視的螢幕， $ g! @2 e. E/ L4 E
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有沒有一個小光點告訴你它是開著的？
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I don't know."

我不懂耶。

"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where 3 A/ ~8 m& [& a$ O3 Y
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the powercord goes into it. Can you see that?" ! s, X4 B) G. S5 Y! M) m
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那麼，你能不能看得到顯示器後面有一條電源線接在上面？ 6 A" q& n4 T2 Z2 X" T
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"....Yes, I think so."

是，我想我看到了。

"Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's pluggedinto the wall." $ x8 K" e" w9 Q; `6 ]2 g

太棒了，沿著電線找下去，看它有沒有沒插在牆上？ - r+ @0 `' m7 @+ |
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"....Yes, it is."

有啊! ; P6 Y! z4 R, D& T. s
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"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were

two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
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你到顯示器後面看看，有沒有注意到有兩條電線插在後面，不是只有一條哦？ ' J  C" }- i/ n
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"No."
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沒有。 6 [$ F3 m; l: k+ K

"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find

theother cable." ! U! l7 [  t6 }, w% r; |) w

就是了，我要你再到顯示器後面去找另一條電線。 2 d4 k7 |, g4 I* A3 g7 r, @, m

"....Okay, here it is."
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OK，找到了。
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"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into
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theback of your computer." ; e6 b# F2 a8 ]7 g8 o( V
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再替我找下去，告訴我它有沒有確實插好在電腦後面。   a" W7 y1 p' {1 D7 g9 F* t8 C, e
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"I can't reach." # n5 ~3 N. E' D

我搆不到。

"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" " o/ [* i4 i; a( M  U+ y% G

嗯，那麼，你看得到嗎？

"No." & g, I8 k# U" U5 u  q' B

看不到。

"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" " t1 N0 ]8 R% ^' B
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那麼拿個東西墊高，爬過去看一下？
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"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's becauseit's dark."   Z2 \+ E! D* ^7 {/ E! m4 a, i

喔，不是角度不好看不到，而是太暗了。

"Dark?"

太暗？   x3 E, M( L  x
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"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is

comingfrom the window." & g  f& g, u2 T0 j! {! L

是的，辨公室的燈光全都不亮，唯一的光線是來自窗戶外面。 " `9 _! v: q5 H. E7 N; v* C
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"Well, turn on the office light then."
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那麼把辨公室的電燈都打開啊。 2 Z6 a( ]" q& o& n
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"I can't."
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沒辦法。

"No? Why not?" 0 e. z1 W8 Z; e2 M( _' a$ h6 ?
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沒辨法？為什麼？
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"Because there's a power outage." & ~9 S. [0 {+ }2 e* p3 C( ?- {7 _

因為停電啊! 6 x6 v$ E2 w7 r: W9 A

"A power...... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now.

Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff

yourcomputer came in?"
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停...停電？&#@!(& ，喔!OK，現在開始打包， : r9 I$ b  |7 N; X& ?; s

電腦公司員工送電腦來時的包裝箱和使用手冊都還在嗎？ + A+ }- T! g1 \2 i9 {

"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." ' G3 Q1 ]$ a' H9 J' Z( H
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嗯，是的，我已把它們收在櫃子裏。 , W4 Q- C! u8 {  _3 Q" I
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"Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up justlike

it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store youbought it from."

很好!去把它們拿出來，然後把電腦搬下來包裝好， , C- n8 _* R# |1 m
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就像剛送來的時候一樣。然後看你在那裏買的，把它送回去。
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"Really? Is it that bad?" # ~$ y1 M4 z/ h, }3 ~
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真的嗎？是它壞掉了嗎？

"Yes, I'm afraid it is." 4 A) F+ r" |" W
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是的，恐怕是這樣了的。

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" $ f, M3 B+ P& |: l" ]
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喔，我想大概就是這樣子的。那我要怎樣跟他們說呢？
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"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."

就告訴他們說:『你實在笨到不夠資格擁有一部電腦』。

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