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作者: CID冰水 時間: 2007-12-23 14:39 標題: Ridge Hall 電腦公司

一個 WordPerfect 電腦公司員工的真實對話

"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"

Ridge Hall 電腦公司你好!我可以為您服務嗎?

"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

是的，我有WordPerfect的問題。

"What sort of trouble?"

您有什麼問題呢 ? 4 T7 [+ n- B, p) u3 ~9 D% O; l
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"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words wentaway."

我剛剛自已在打字的時候，突然間所有的字都不見了。

"Went away?"都不見了。 # c- f4 C+ W6 R9 J

"They disappeared." " l7 ?5 X, N  s8 d' \: |: B2 h
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它們都不見了。 0 z& x0 g0 A; ~  k

"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" # _# u$ O# R3 d6 _9 r+ ]9 b) a8 m

嗯，現在你的螢幕看到什麼東西？ / \( z* i& i6 i+ T7 E
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"Nothing." * H: @5 Y, j1 a& z, L

沒有任何東西。
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"Nothing?" 8 U# I9 B7 _4 S! w0 b2 u4 R; ?8 P3 ^
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沒有任何東西？ 8 r/ O, Y$ ?$ x9 D  U3 @

"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
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螢幕是全黑的，我打的字它都沒反應。 ) {% T$ E: L9 d& ?+ ^8 f& y
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"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"

您是否還在操作WordPerfect，還是以經離開了。 ' g, F6 a% y7 d

"How do I tell?" - o0 u# p, f" i1 w. W
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我要怎麼說明呢？ & l: ?) |( r. `2 M6 r
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"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" 1 c- [, ~. w. f
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你可以在螢幕上看到 C: 的提示符號嗎？ 4 h! m+ z+ p5 I' h, m
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"What's a sea-prompt?" ' @/ s* j! o1 [2 Q5 P

什麼是 "海的提示符號" ("sea"=海，和 "C"同音) 3 w& I- Y# b. e% x5 t. b+ d
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"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?" ( U! G6 J7 C5 g
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不管它了，你可以看到游標在螢幕上嗎？
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"There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything Itype."
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螢幕上沒有任何的游標，我告訴你，我打的字它都沒反應。 + D0 v) I1 J1 G

"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

顯示器上的電源指示燈有沒有亮？

"What's a monitor?"
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什麼是顯示器？   M- X1 H  S5 D) G( o! n1 d7 s% f% }. T
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"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.

Does ithave a little light that tells you when it's on?"
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就是那個看起像電視的螢幕， $ g5 G0 H/ @8 T+ m7 W' v$ T
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有沒有一個小光點告訴你它是開著的？

I don't know."

我不懂耶。 2 Y7 ^% |& G; w2 E% h0 G1 i

"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where - D4 ?: a4 |2 }" I3 j* ?
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the powercord goes into it. Can you see that?" ; @! Z# O7 U# p$ p$ K
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那麼，你能不能看得到顯示器後面有一條電源線接在上面？
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"....Yes, I think so."
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是，我想我看到了。

"Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's pluggedinto the wall."

太棒了，沿著電線找下去，看它有沒有沒插在牆上？

"....Yes, it is."

有啊! & v7 M. y2 t) j2 O
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"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were
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two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" 5 ]/ L1 f: i$ v' \$ D3 w7 {

你到顯示器後面看看，有沒有注意到有兩條電線插在後面，不是只有一條哦？ 4 z( D: z! t) w' j8 T; F
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"No." " Z0 y  b8 J  I* Z  e

沒有。

"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find
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theother cable."
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就是了，我要你再到顯示器後面去找另一條電線。 $ p* ~0 ~) }0 Z7 h- W

"....Okay, here it is."
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OK，找到了。
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"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into % e# N7 @* {" [
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theback of your computer." * C: E* f* H% x9 M

再替我找下去，告訴我它有沒有確實插好在電腦後面。
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"I can't reach."

我搆不到。

"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
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嗯，那麼，你看得到嗎？ " r6 \( H( G3 }- D, q) p

"No." ; X3 L0 g+ R* |8 O2 u# {
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看不到。

"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" 2 [5 ?6 U! y3 O5 f; i- d# P& m; J

那麼拿個東西墊高，爬過去看一下？ 3 J8 v. k% `& Y$ \6 R
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"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's becauseit's dark."
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喔，不是角度不好看不到，而是太暗了。
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"Dark?" 9 v- Y' A5 H' {! F8 C
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太暗？
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"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is

comingfrom the window."
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是的，辨公室的燈光全都不亮，唯一的光線是來自窗戶外面。 ' e9 k2 s! J. g" b( z- |4 r8 a% j
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"Well, turn on the office light then." , i) b  p# C6 p2 m- }* C

那麼把辨公室的電燈都打開啊。 ! `- g- [6 N4 J( B: I

"I can't." ; ^* y. j" `5 y) g& F  p

沒辦法。 : d- U4 i! I/ t) |3 [

"No? Why not?" : x: f8 p( d* a  D4 i1 B5 r3 n  u
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沒辨法？為什麼？

"Because there's a power outage." - P/ }3 I. e9 r, J
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因為停電啊! ( _- @  C: b5 g" q) W/ E; f

"A power...... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now.

Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff : H' f& w: D+ N6 g* y3 J

yourcomputer came in?" 3 e" b; ~* S: }( P# g3 q
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停...停電？&#@!(& ，喔!OK，現在開始打包， 7 G0 C6 l) p$ z( |
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電腦公司員工送電腦來時的包裝箱和使用手冊都還在嗎？ ! b" _- K# d' g$ g
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"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." 0 t$ V  h$ q! M0 F5 Y
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嗯，是的，我已把它們收在櫃子裏。 1 j: _! a9 O- b# s! h
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"Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up justlike 5 N" }  ~& t( W6 s8 d5 x
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it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store youbought it from."
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很好!去把它們拿出來，然後把電腦搬下來包裝好， 5 U6 W& I7 q: J( ]) P! I3 K  `, l9 t
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就像剛送來的時候一樣。然後看你在那裏買的，把它送回去。 ! {# n7 q% V! D  Y3 Z' `, d: K
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"Really? Is it that bad?"
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真的嗎？是它壞掉了嗎？   M. J, K- r, _1 e
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"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
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是的，恐怕是這樣了的。
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"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

喔，我想大概就是這樣子的。那我要怎樣跟他們說呢？

"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."

就告訴他們說:『你實在笨到不夠資格擁有一部電腦』。

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