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作者: CID冰水 時間: 2007-12-23 14:39 標題: Ridge Hall 電腦公司

一個 WordPerfect 電腦公司員工的真實對話 4 n9 o6 h- j. q" i' Z  @6 Z

"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"

Ridge Hall 電腦公司你好!我可以為您服務嗎? 0 X( V/ `0 ?, ^
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"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." 1 ]7 x) v0 j7 d2 ~/ p3 T

是的，我有WordPerfect的問題。 0 ^' B) @) d  \$ e# L1 x% Y

"What sort of trouble?"   I$ {) r3 P- |) U; f/ i. p: T
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您有什麼問題呢 ?

"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words wentaway." - }" ]* U5 Z. U, W! j6 U5 ?9 E

我剛剛自已在打字的時候，突然間所有的字都不見了。
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"Went away?"都不見了。
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"They disappeared." 1 r& x1 k, e' d1 r' p( K6 I

它們都不見了。
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"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" $ h2 |2 i. q6 q# N% y" @' S+ v2 V0 x
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嗯，現在你的螢幕看到什麼東西？

"Nothing."

沒有任何東西。
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"Nothing?" 5 b( K8 O8 A7 e- t6 i0 C& e. y

沒有任何東西？ , F+ G+ D# C! {& U9 B6 v( P  y
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"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." 9 J) f) L9 S6 G; `: h

螢幕是全黑的，我打的字它都沒反應。   Y, S1 _2 S, C

"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" / b7 Q0 A! {9 n1 k% h; v& c

您是否還在操作WordPerfect，還是以經離開了。 ; U) O+ n$ @. y( t

"How do I tell?"
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我要怎麼說明呢？

"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"

你可以在螢幕上看到 C: 的提示符號嗎？
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"What's a sea-prompt?" 5 r; U0 w, \3 h5 o8 s/ K

什麼是 "海的提示符號" ("sea"=海，和 "C"同音) 9 d& X: w- y- e3 @1 n* z

"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?" 7 H+ g1 z7 y% T# q, R# z3 w2 L% k# F

不管它了，你可以看到游標在螢幕上嗎？

"There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything Itype."

螢幕上沒有任何的游標，我告訴你，我打的字它都沒反應。
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"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

顯示器上的電源指示燈有沒有亮？ 1 a5 V" {, z( D& u$ g, X" `, \

"What's a monitor?" - X$ n; V' i3 r" ~
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什麼是顯示器？ & [8 g6 K1 ~& F6 ~& S& v% a5 E

"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. $ p/ V4 M; D- {/ P' H9 h3 w1 i
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Does ithave a little light that tells you when it's on?" + ^) n- d' d0 K5 T( j* |( ^6 U1 ~
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就是那個看起像電視的螢幕，

有沒有一個小光點告訴你它是開著的？ . @. B" F( N- D+ o$ O8 p/ k, r% K4 ^
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I don't know." ; K2 K- d# b* t& i2 a3 m  |
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我不懂耶。   F, _2 Q- }8 M/ f9 w# C3 f3 Q$ T
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"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where
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the powercord goes into it. Can you see that?"
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那麼，你能不能看得到顯示器後面有一條電源線接在上面？ ( n% G/ B2 Y5 G3 l$ m8 G

"....Yes, I think so." 8 L9 e. D( G0 O+ O) D6 I
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是，我想我看到了。 ' G; H! g  m7 n( j+ Q2 W
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"Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's pluggedinto the wall." 8 \! L$ }2 G9 |# w/ k

太棒了，沿著電線找下去，看它有沒有沒插在牆上？

"....Yes, it is."

有啊!
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"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were
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two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
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你到顯示器後面看看，有沒有注意到有兩條電線插在後面，不是只有一條哦？
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"No."

沒有。

"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find 5 Z0 f1 O) @. b2 E$ H  \/ C0 C7 @- I

theother cable." % J' V0 ~- m) _) u' A$ c
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就是了，我要你再到顯示器後面去找另一條電線。 - j7 |6 |- T. o& D: T

"....Okay, here it is."   `  p) i. e0 l
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OK，找到了。 8 d$ E% X2 v& E& d

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into ; Y% ^5 u+ }# ]* ]. r4 U

theback of your computer."

再替我找下去，告訴我它有沒有確實插好在電腦後面。

"I can't reach."

我搆不到。 ! {6 M$ ^+ \+ }, [3 z2 {; E3 [
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"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" $ B9 |/ P+ O3 b$ `( D) b; \, N1 r

嗯，那麼，你看得到嗎？ 8 @: X: |& f+ G$ @5 w

"No."
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看不到。 ( O3 U3 W. v* g7 Y& [
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"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"

那麼拿個東西墊高，爬過去看一下？ : q- u3 h& g& B# `

"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's becauseit's dark." : p! M1 I; g  p! w1 }( ~) p9 h  `% p

喔，不是角度不好看不到，而是太暗了。 $ ~: I' ]. |, M, |2 }$ f% K
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"Dark?" 6 _! z: m! z# s8 e
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太暗？
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"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is
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comingfrom the window." . Q- t  J) Y1 i9 u! Q& J  s# M

是的，辨公室的燈光全都不亮，唯一的光線是來自窗戶外面。 # p8 k# S5 q# s9 n& A/ ~

"Well, turn on the office light then."
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那麼把辨公室的電燈都打開啊。

"I can't."

沒辦法。 2 Z* u: {1 L6 E, l
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"No? Why not?"
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沒辨法？為什麼？

"Because there's a power outage."
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因為停電啊!
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"A power...... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now.
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Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff 7 U% M% o* k: @

yourcomputer came in?" 4 b( B' m9 c0 T/ k
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停...停電？&#@!(& ，喔!OK，現在開始打包， ; S  `7 w4 W/ m% @6 g& y

電腦公司員工送電腦來時的包裝箱和使用手冊都還在嗎？ 1 X1 [( k8 W+ R( M7 j
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"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

嗯，是的，我已把它們收在櫃子裏。 - w2 U# M! H3 ^, Z) M0 ~! X

"Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up justlike # ~* o% T; f- ?0 z" Z

it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store youbought it from." ; p/ x0 `! b' h9 i0 O# V  Q7 ?4 ?
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很好!去把它們拿出來，然後把電腦搬下來包裝好，
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就像剛送來的時候一樣。然後看你在那裏買的，把它送回去。 # F/ B3 d4 U- B
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"Really? Is it that bad?" 9 y6 H4 B% q  ]" `1 H
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真的嗎？是它壞掉了嗎？

"Yes, I'm afraid it is."

是的，恐怕是這樣了的。

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
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喔，我想大概就是這樣子的。那我要怎樣跟他們說呢？ 4 \0 s+ l: X6 Q4 _
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"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."

就告訴他們說:『你實在笨到不夠資格擁有一部電腦』。

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