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作者: CID冰水 時間: 2007-12-23 14:39 標題: Ridge Hall 電腦公司

一個 WordPerfect 電腦公司員工的真實對話

"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" 0 R" i% M, n' g9 {

Ridge Hall 電腦公司你好!我可以為您服務嗎?

"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
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是的，我有WordPerfect的問題。
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"What sort of trouble?" 8 f0 Q* G! K0 Z. P

您有什麼問題呢 ? * p) `! B1 _) [
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"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words wentaway."
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我剛剛自已在打字的時候，突然間所有的字都不見了。 , ^% F# \2 L+ y3 l' l$ ^/ J

"Went away?"都不見了。

"They disappeared." % O8 F0 m8 p( ]7 \( [% _

它們都不見了。 ' H% q- D) S4 r0 O; c& I0 `1 l- W
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"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" - g) z: l; U$ u
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嗯，現在你的螢幕看到什麼東西？

"Nothing."

沒有任何東西。 / `* Y* @, N9 f) B
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"Nothing?"   p% w# x9 r* g7 M1 }/ b) ?' A: g: ?" {

沒有任何東西？ 9 M- M" E/ r: }! f9 @' f( _
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"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."

螢幕是全黑的，我打的字它都沒反應。 % Q/ s8 r) ~# O9 y& F# @% }; |

"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" ; W( Z2 a6 f5 O) F; W  c2 R
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您是否還在操作WordPerfect，還是以經離開了。 , a. w9 p* z: q( B

"How do I tell?" 4 C! d4 g! p; Q' @* d
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我要怎麼說明呢？
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"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
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你可以在螢幕上看到 C: 的提示符號嗎？ % F( ]2 W1 F3 @4 _% t

"What's a sea-prompt?"
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什麼是 "海的提示符號" ("sea"=海，和 "C"同音)
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"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?" : c1 ?6 R( T# `
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不管它了，你可以看到游標在螢幕上嗎？

"There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything Itype." / `+ l% D/ }+ n" ]
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螢幕上沒有任何的游標，我告訴你，我打的字它都沒反應。 0 A& j+ o. O* t* F# s3 O
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"Does your monitor have a power indicator?" % t0 Z* f9 z$ }
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顯示器上的電源指示燈有沒有亮？
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"What's a monitor?" 8 u- s' K+ m6 h9 e  N
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什麼是顯示器？
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"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. " L) I( H+ |% h; M. S, q. s* r0 f: ~

Does ithave a little light that tells you when it's on?"
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就是那個看起像電視的螢幕， 0 y! w. E6 |: S- d& V3 \# o

有沒有一個小光點告訴你它是開著的？
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I don't know." 1 {  @, W/ i" e& z8 F0 @

我不懂耶。 9 C& J' _/ k$ c6 _5 G
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"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where 9 a. R% H( D! L, V; x! ]

the powercord goes into it. Can you see that?" " g$ X+ X" Y0 h0 N

那麼，你能不能看得到顯示器後面有一條電源線接在上面？ $ E. B8 k% l- X3 F
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"....Yes, I think so."
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是，我想我看到了。
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"Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's pluggedinto the wall." & R6 M3 ^% c! x2 F
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太棒了，沿著電線找下去，看它有沒有沒插在牆上？
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"....Yes, it is." 0 y# E0 ]- b4 C, @" o: Y( i8 `) H6 A
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有啊! ; S6 M7 r1 f  v2 X/ [
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"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were

two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" / X% ^3 O! a+ A" G
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你到顯示器後面看看，有沒有注意到有兩條電線插在後面，不是只有一條哦？
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"No."
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沒有。

"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find

theother cable."

就是了，我要你再到顯示器後面去找另一條電線。

"....Okay, here it is." 7 A" U8 o/ A( R, M1 {) M

OK，找到了。

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into 6 I9 |/ S: C6 {3 F. G6 X  N7 C9 d  v
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theback of your computer."

再替我找下去，告訴我它有沒有確實插好在電腦後面。
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"I can't reach."
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我搆不到。 ( P. r8 J4 R$ p0 ?
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"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" 2 Q- f+ W' f/ C% R( k
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嗯，那麼，你看得到嗎？

"No."
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看不到。 * k; s# G6 y- B4 ~
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"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" " A8 N& O- G+ o+ d, _

那麼拿個東西墊高，爬過去看一下？ - _( E8 _/ S8 H

"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's becauseit's dark."

喔，不是角度不好看不到，而是太暗了。
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"Dark?" 5 e; s3 [- s( N0 o9 A4 W  D: P

太暗？
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"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is
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comingfrom the window."

是的，辨公室的燈光全都不亮，唯一的光線是來自窗戶外面。 ; ?8 B! j7 O6 z2 y) C0 f

"Well, turn on the office light then." 2 [, E! S. e. u
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那麼把辨公室的電燈都打開啊。
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"I can't." 1 F- `7 {$ d) }1 R+ b1 g+ o/ w9 e

沒辦法。

"No? Why not?"
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沒辨法？為什麼？
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"Because there's a power outage." * [) P0 q% s" J; h& u( h; N
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因為停電啊! ; W3 N5 [9 H& y. F& l8 P4 d* w
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"A power...... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now.
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Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff

yourcomputer came in?" $ p" ]7 `3 _) d6 a& O$ @: p

停...停電？&#@!(& ，喔!OK，現在開始打包， 9 A% p6 @+ R- D  k+ G
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電腦公司員工送電腦來時的包裝箱和使用手冊都還在嗎？
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"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." / H! g; j9 A( E8 {. @. _

嗯，是的，我已把它們收在櫃子裏。

"Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up justlike , l& e) g& b8 p7 {8 O9 d7 l8 Y6 }
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it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store youbought it from." 8 U3 _% k' i# u% T. c

很好!去把它們拿出來，然後把電腦搬下來包裝好，

就像剛送來的時候一樣。然後看你在那裏買的，把它送回去。

"Really? Is it that bad?"

真的嗎？是它壞掉了嗎？

"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
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是的，恐怕是這樣了的。
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"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" ( B5 N. F3 \& i; ?3 K9 K& T( f0 T

喔，我想大概就是這樣子的。那我要怎樣跟他們說呢？ 5 ^/ Z' C* a& O3 i# w* b3 z

"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."
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就告訴他們說:『你實在笨到不夠資格擁有一部電腦』。

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