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作者: CID冰水 時間: 2007-12-23 14:39 標題: Ridge Hall 電腦公司

一個 WordPerfect 電腦公司員工的真實對話
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"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" 7 l; ~( ]$ T; ?9 {8 J
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Ridge Hall 電腦公司你好!我可以為您服務嗎? 6 W6 i+ _" \, y
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"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." 7 q! b$ E8 w0 d5 y. u4 X
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是的，我有WordPerfect的問題。

"What sort of trouble?"
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您有什麼問題呢 ? ' U+ ?! F8 r  u- T
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"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words wentaway."

我剛剛自已在打字的時候，突然間所有的字都不見了。

"Went away?"都不見了。 5 B: b8 z4 g+ e8 O0 @
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"They disappeared." ! E3 f( L8 n1 q' a# [
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它們都不見了。
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"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
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嗯，現在你的螢幕看到什麼東西？ % A) f! p' G0 ~! q3 g" e
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"Nothing." & r6 y5 J3 Z  M/ u4 i- ], ~6 C

沒有任何東西。
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"Nothing?"

沒有任何東西？ ( V/ H  ?% d& T; ^, w# I
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"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." ; A1 X8 K: L5 q4 Q0 w+ d1 s
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螢幕是全黑的，我打的字它都沒反應。 8 `5 A& |# L2 x- S( f& z
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"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
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您是否還在操作WordPerfect，還是以經離開了。

"How do I tell?" 6 A3 s4 g, \, C0 i8 W6 `

我要怎麼說明呢？ , l% L; @/ l) E- G$ _! F
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"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
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你可以在螢幕上看到 C: 的提示符號嗎？

"What's a sea-prompt?" . \- C( }! s8 i! C- Q# c3 n

什麼是 "海的提示符號" ("sea"=海，和 "C"同音)
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"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"

不管它了，你可以看到游標在螢幕上嗎？

"There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything Itype."
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螢幕上沒有任何的游標，我告訴你，我打的字它都沒反應。
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"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
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顯示器上的電源指示燈有沒有亮？ / z6 r- M+ ~7 a0 |1 n: s

"What's a monitor?"
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什麼是顯示器？ % b- H6 Z7 \) c9 N# [, Z( e

"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. 0 j! f% B" i7 z/ k  Q
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Does ithave a little light that tells you when it's on?"
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就是那個看起像電視的螢幕，

有沒有一個小光點告訴你它是開著的？
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I don't know." ' |2 Y( C0 [0 M! o6 o$ o
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我不懂耶。 , n, D& p# t3 b( P8 c
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"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where

the powercord goes into it. Can you see that?" 4 e# g- a. h+ |  u1 ?; p, [/ n

那麼，你能不能看得到顯示器後面有一條電源線接在上面？ ! l- T0 g& y$ A" @4 f% P; e' [! Y

"....Yes, I think so." ! H2 ?+ u: m6 _( g9 }/ \$ n& k
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是，我想我看到了。 8 b. E# B% R' {
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"Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's pluggedinto the wall."
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太棒了，沿著電線找下去，看它有沒有沒插在牆上？   U( y( @/ p( }
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"....Yes, it is." ; O2 c, d  M3 v! E+ n0 ~" a

有啊! : X" h; p4 h/ X  y8 T: z

"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were 5 w" x2 W' t4 y( K
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two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"

你到顯示器後面看看，有沒有注意到有兩條電線插在後面，不是只有一條哦？ + b: u- U3 Z1 x: a

"No." ) }4 r' C; P$ q& U4 `
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沒有。 " x( y& l% ~& ~: {. m( L' I9 s( N% L
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"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find

theother cable."

就是了，我要你再到顯示器後面去找另一條電線。 5 F3 N* z* h8 ~; M

"....Okay, here it is."   @, o$ J+ N/ U0 g/ n
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OK，找到了。 6 P2 T+ H1 ]- ?4 G* |

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into 3 [8 T6 C; q) l* B3 U2 F4 z) Z

theback of your computer."

再替我找下去，告訴我它有沒有確實插好在電腦後面。 ! B# f0 p% o3 z8 K8 s

"I can't reach."

我搆不到。

"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
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嗯，那麼，你看得到嗎？

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看不到。
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"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" : {: z# C% O$ _: L5 ]8 e% |

那麼拿個東西墊高，爬過去看一下？ 9 x. [2 i% f( I9 N2 h; ~
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"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's becauseit's dark."

喔，不是角度不好看不到，而是太暗了。 ) _, K* H% [0 Z8 [) Q% s' J2 T9 t
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"Dark?" ) L! S/ |0 Z: Z" T- `

太暗？ , E& V! c& }4 I7 b: a/ l0 F# z

"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is
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comingfrom the window."

是的，辨公室的燈光全都不亮，唯一的光線是來自窗戶外面。 3 p7 X' Q* Z1 J
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"Well, turn on the office light then."

那麼把辨公室的電燈都打開啊。
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"I can't." ' P2 I- B  B" {- D2 y

沒辦法。 * ^" Y$ @/ t2 d" K
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"No? Why not?"
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沒辨法？為什麼？ : ^" Y  x2 H/ {2 I& k0 s

"Because there's a power outage." / y" n7 b* ~3 A& Q/ u7 w

因為停電啊! - i" }0 E5 ~# e# M1 u' j. M

"A power...... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now.

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yourcomputer came in?"
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停...停電？&#@!(& ，喔!OK，現在開始打包， 1 K  c' u- [$ W9 i

電腦公司員工送電腦來時的包裝箱和使用手冊都還在嗎？ 7 L  z' d- h* z3 J. J
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"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." ; ^1 Y# c3 c  O6 F1 j
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嗯，是的，我已把它們收在櫃子裏。
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"Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up justlike

it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store youbought it from."

很好!去把它們拿出來，然後把電腦搬下來包裝好， ( M1 `6 p, r' V8 d* v

就像剛送來的時候一樣。然後看你在那裏買的，把它送回去。
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"Really? Is it that bad?"
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真的嗎？是它壞掉了嗎？
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"Yes, I'm afraid it is."

是的，恐怕是這樣了的。

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
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喔，我想大概就是這樣子的。那我要怎樣跟他們說呢？ / u! x( h8 g& z' r# a4 k, x
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"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer." ( ~" b! o! l8 I

就告訴他們說:『你實在笨到不夠資格擁有一部電腦』。

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