有兩個臺灣的警察快樂得到美國旅遊,在途中目睹了一件交通事故,基於職業本能,+ N& X L9 I# |0 B" A! j
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隨即打了911,可惜兩人的英語都不靈光,但程序是知道的,於是他們的對話如下: 7 O& X* X3 e0 a2 F& [ , W4 [ B" t# m, ^2 R911:What happen? May I help you? $ d/ i" ]- [1 J9 H9 t6 a . u9 V. U' N( g0 S/ S觀光客:One car come. One car go.& N% \+ ] J. a7 Q7 S( B& w
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One car no look the way! one car no stop!" z- C0 q# X* `8 J6 o1 y
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Two cars long ga bin bian kjo.(撞得並ㄅ一ㄤˋ叫..台語)9 p' c, x" {( N8 P) k